Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ohioan
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My Poem: Cats in microwaves?!!? Your thoughts . . .

Cats
Combusting
Lost feelings
Begins to purrr
Screaches in agony
Head bubbles, then gurgles
Eyes popping
Tongue Dropping
Fur smokes
Feet clinge


82 BANG!

have a nice day

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To quote "The Critic:"

It stinks.


Thank you for opening your unicorn heart to us, though.

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Cats are nice people.

Last edited by GoFuckYourselves! on 01-21-2002 at 09:26 AM

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Location: Ohioan
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BANG

Johnny cries
Mommy screams
Maggy laughs
Cat pours out
Floor is so messy
Oxy-clean helps
No more cat
No more mircrowave

THE END i

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Looks like this n00b is into Pussy Torture. It's a refreshing change from the usual CBT though. I'll give her that.

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here, most definite

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(iglo)
his/her lack of talent is most disturbing.

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Yes.

SPIDER!

He is our hero!

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The Writing of Bad Poetry

Can't think
write first
break lines
long enough?
no!
write more
no talent
effort more
important!
at last!
long enough.
Submit!

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now this bloke at least doesnt lack brain and can think.
well done smug , straight A. now sit down

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Location: Ohioan
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come now come now

Now you take me seriously? As if I had anything else better to do at 4 in the morning than to just ramble on this forum....fuck it, don't read it if you are just going to sit there trying to earn bitchy points or whatever....i could care less :0)~

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Criticism!
Poet angry
need nice words
or none at all
don't like it?
bad person
no heart
crummy call
occasional rhyming!
At last!
Long enough.
submit!

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Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
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Most of these folk don't really try to earn them. I think that's the irony of the situation. I am a prime example. All I ever really wanted was a few humor points as a garnish. Somehow I ended up with more bitch points than humor. I, for one, am NOT a bitch.

I've seen your kind before though... it's a classic case of point-envy. By trying to seem blazé about it, you're only going to hurt yourself. Do you really believe that you don't care about points? My uni-heart shatters for you, because lying to yourself is probably one of the worst things you could do.

I'm surprised you didn't expect this, what with your watching us, stalking us and knowing our every moves. It's internet initiation, dearling.

I don't like microwave kitties. I prefer microwave popcorn.

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i take criticism very well :)

I'm not trying to be a poet, you should have already figured that one out smutty! have a nice day, check this out! I made it just for you

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Location: Sydney
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Despite the fact that both my cats died in the last two weeks...both nearly 18, been with me through thick and yada, and that the reality of a loved pet's death is vastly different to that portrayed in your little ditty...
I just don't like you.

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xXRaineeDayXx baby, relax.
Stop trying so hard and youll have more fun...and get less flames.

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u4b, no offence but .. some of those 'newbies' are worth keeping and some are not .
just dont waste your time on this one

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Note that the cat-loving bad-poetry-hating goatboy is not awake yet.

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umm, people, could it be any more obvious this isn't meant to be real poetry?

*knock knock* is anyone home in there?

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umm, people, could it be any more obvious this isn't meant to be real poetry?

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Location: California
Posts: 4252

A Poem
By Dog Breath......


Jinxy's Unicorn heart.
Stinky yellow corn fart.


Thank you.

*Bows*

*Pays Jinxy hefty royalty*

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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I love newbies. Their unicorn hearts go so well with ketchup.

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Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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She's Straightedge?

If this is what sober living does to a person. I'm gonna go back to taking drugs.

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A Poem
By Dog Breath......


Jinxy's Unicorn heart.
Stinky yellow corn fart.


Thank you.

*Bows*

*Pays Jinxy hefty royalty*

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