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morgasm
nothing like the sun

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Berkeley, California
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Anyone alive?

I'm here, at school, dying of boredem. I had nothing to do in art class, so my teacher sent me to the library to "chill". Anyway, I have 20 min. of absolute nothingness. Some one respond to this and start up an exciting convorsation. No, I cannot get into chat, because it is considered "Inappropriate use" under the "Computer Ethics" rules that hang before me. And I quote:
"Gambling, gaming, accessing pr0nography, accessing chatrooms"
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Thank you.

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flocat
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Why do students not do their rough drafts and then complain about their terrible writing scores? Why do they then go and complain to the principal about their scores claiming that I never gave them feedback? How can I give that feedback when they present nothiing to me? So, I appeal to you morgasm, a student of the same age as mine, to tell me why.

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Mugtoe
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I'll tell you. And I speak as one hoary with age and bitter experience. It is sloth - indolence pure and simple. I say we bring back flogging forthwith.

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quote:
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I'll tell you. And I speak as one hoary with age and bitter experience. It is sloth - indolence pure and simple. I say we bring back flogging forthwith.


Kids these days, eh?

*I should mention that I'm not just bitching about this. No, they've not done their work. I have a student complaining right now about how she was absent (I give out the assignments for the full week on the Friday before) and so she couldn't do the work. I just get tired of hearing them constantly give me excuses trying to con me. I'm not stupid. Why do they think I am? And why do they dig a hole even deeper when I catch them in their lies?

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Dacarlo
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Re: Anyone alive?

quote:
Originally posted by morgasm
accessing chatrooms"
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Thank you.



Accessing chatrooms and using IRC are 2 different things.

Besides...whats the chances of getting caught.

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missphinx
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20 minutes?

Don't school libraries have books any more?

Magazines?

Art books?

You didn't have anything to do in art class? How could somebody have nothing to do in an art studio?

Jesus fuck this is pathetic.

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oxsan
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I cannot understand the concept that anyone could be bored in a library. Have they no books?

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karen
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Im with sphinx and oxsan.
read a book, babe.

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by flocat


Kids these days, eh?

*I should mention that I'm not just bitching about this. No, they've not done their work. I have a student complaining right now about how she was absent (I give out the assignments for the full week on the Friday before) and so she couldn't do the work. I just get tired of hearing them constantly give me excuses trying to con me. I'm not stupid. Why do they think I am? And why do they dig a hole even deeper when I catch them in their lies?



Tell the girl that's utter bullshit. My 9 year old was down with the flu. We sent her father to school to pick up her homework assignments. Guess what?!?!? She went back the following Tuesday with no homework due. Amazing a 9 year old can do homework while fighting a fever yet a 15 year old can't.

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Caffeine
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She did the work!

Fuck.

Why do people always say "guess what?" without giving you a chance to guess, and prove your intelligence?

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Originally posted by Joeycat


Tell the girl that's utter bullshit. My 9 year old was down with the flu. We sent her father to school to pick up her homework assignments. Guess what?!?!? She went back the following Tuesday with no homework due. Amazing a 9 year old can do homework while fighting a fever yet a 15 year old can't.



I'd love to tell the principal who put me on "probationary status" without checking out my side of the situation. School politics are rather disgusting.

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by oxsan
I cannot understand the concept that anyone could be bored in a library. Have they no books?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmen brotha man, It'd take me years in a library to get bored, IE, after I read ALL the books

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morgasm
nothing like the sun

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I had been reading in English the entire period before that one...I was all booked out. Its not like I dont read...My mum has to force me to put my book down at night and go to bed.

/me sniffles, runs away into a corner

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Mordecai
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booked out? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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