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J E B Stuart
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I'm leaving . . .

on a jet plane,
I don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh, babe, I hate to go . . . .

Every time I see an "I'm Leaving" thread, or thread of similar ilk, that song starts playing in my brain and won't go away for hours. FYI, here's the full lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chan...najetplane.html

I propose a new AsylumNation rule -- Once registered, no one can ever leave the site, unless it's on a jet plane. Amen.

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Roshigoth
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Amen. :+:

Now, how do you leave the site on a jetplane?

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Vyper
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I'm leaving on a jet plane in about 3 weeks!

and....I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!! yay

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skalie
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J.D.R.I.P.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Vyper
I'm leaving on a jet plane in about 3 weeks!

and....I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!! yay

No shit, Sherlock? I haven't been to Didneylan', but I been t'Didneywuld and lemme tellya -- better take out a second mortgage on the farm. Jeebus, it wuz EXPENSIVE! Oh well, ya only live once and, that's a good thang, I suppose, since you'll be broke as hell when you get back home.

In all seriousness, have a helluva good time!

Amen.

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Venus
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Thank you so much...I now have that damn song in my head.

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Smug Git
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I am flying on a jet plane to merka in two weeks.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
Amen. :+:

Now, how do you leave the site on a jetplane?

Shit, Cheesemeister, ol' JEB doesn't have all the answers. Why not ask skalie in hopes he'll say something cryptic 'n' mysterious? Amen.

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
J.D.R.I.P.

John Denver Rest In Peace

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Vyper
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart

No shit, Sherlock? I haven't been to Didneylan', but I been t'Didneywuld and lemme tellya -- better take out a second mortgage on the farm. Jeebus, it wuz EXPENSIVE! Oh well, ya only live once and, that's a good thang, I suppose, since you'll be broke as hell when you get back home.

In all seriousness, have a helluva good time! Amen.

not to worry...my stepmom's paying for everything. I get to phoenix on the 8th of march and we'll be driving out to CA on the 12th and going back to phoenix on the 14th. At some point I'm gonna get wonderaz to take me for a balloon ride (what type of air freshener do you recomend?)

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Venus
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie

John Denver Rest In Peace

He was the reason my mom moved to Denver. Rather glad she did, otherwise I wouldn't be here. (please keep all cheers to a minimum)

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Venus

(please keep all cheers to a minimum)

cheers *opens another Grolsch*

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bunkum
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Short breaks are a good idea periodically when we take things too seriously, but leaving permanently is silly.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie

John Denver Rest In Peace

Thank you.

While we're at it, let's not forget the version by Peter Paul & Mary. Last I heard, Mary ate Paul's Peter. *I'd better start looking for a jet plane after that one*

Amen.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Venus
Thank you so much...I now have that damn song in my head.

You'd better get some intensive therapy, then, before it's too late. Otherwise, you might end up like that jackass -- livin' in a resthome, neglecting your hygiene, and stealin' George Dickel from your pals. Amen.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum
Short breaks are a good idea periodically when we take things too seriously, but leaving permanently is silly.

Bunkum, I am so relieved you see things that way. You see, I've been worried that you will succumb to overwhelming urges to leave that typically follow a Mandatory AsylumNation Higher Tax Bracket Gang Bang.

Just be assured that those urges are quite normal and they'll pass, especially with generously liberal doses of antiseptics and antibiotics. Amen.

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nymbus
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I used to sing that song all the time to my kids when they were babies.

Hmmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with their abandonment issues.

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Venus
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quote:
Originally posted by lunacy13
I used to sing that song all the time to my kids when they were babies.

Hmmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with their abandonment issues.

Can't possibly be. My mom used to sing it to me too.

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quote:
Originally posted by Venus

He was the reason my mom moved to Denver. Rather glad she did, otherwise I wouldn't be here. (please keep all cheers to a minimum)

so you are John Denver's illegitimate love child?

cool.

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