Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13064

"Women get turned on by seeing men work, play, and just move around. Your reflexes are so fast! You are so much stronger than we are. It's nothing short of mesmerizing. When you only let her see you sitting in a chair and walking down a street, you hide almost your entire self, as a man, from her. Let her see you carry the heavy pack. Lift her down off the rock. If there's a party, don't just sit there! Organize a game that excites the girls: chase them around with a pair of vampire teeth. (Women are fascinated with Dracula.) Play murder-murder, a great cocktail party game where you get your sweetie off into the basement, a closet or an upstairs bathroom -- and "strangle" her, leaving the other party guests to discover the "body" and solve the mystery of who the "killer" was. Pillow fight. Grab her and point a silly toy phaser to her head and say, "Now you have to do whatever I want. You're my prisoner." Say, "I'm going to teach you how to dance. Come here." If there's a silly plastic Halloween knife (which you brought) on the coffee table then why not pick it up and say, "Hmm. This is a nice knife. (pause) Rrrrrrr! All the better to rape you with, Liz!" And hear her laugh and squeal."


http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/index192.htm

It's a wonder they haven't gone extinct with advice like this. The rest of the page is a hoot.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 987

"All the better to rape you with, Liz!"

Did the author really need to pick MY name?

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
Posts: 9355

yes.
why? that didn't do it for you? are you frigid or something?


ps.
VNN: vanguard news network
no jews. just right.

? they could have at least tried to make it catchy.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16728

hahahahahahahahahahah

OMFG

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location:
Posts: 996

Um...am i the only one here who is turned on.

Grab her and point a silly toy phaser to her head and say, "Now you have to do whatever I want. You're my prisoner."

ooo!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 4501

I like the fashion advice.

The movie reviews are especially funny. The one for Count of Monte Cristo admits he'd only read the comic book version, never the real book. Then he proceeds to merely evaluate how aryan the movie is.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

you know, I do like to see a man move.

Esp when he does housework.

nothing is so sexay than a guy doing my dishes and my laundry.

ooh! I think I just came in my pants

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
Posts: 1526

*takes off his apron and puts down the dish towel*

well my work is done.


okay.

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