Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13064

See what you're infected with.

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3374

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

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Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location:
Posts: 74

TTS!

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

I did not even have one virus.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11407

Viruses you suffer from:


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics (90%)
Stop caring!


Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

I am not!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

It said I had goth too, among other things.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Windows

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (85%)

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Japan (90%)

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Politics (80%)

Stop caring!

Brand Names (75%)

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (63%)

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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