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So, I feel the need to share with you all some of what was writen in my book, and share with you some of the "quotes du philly"

Me: "Oh moy gowd!"
Mord: "I'm too busy drinking."
Dingle: "Hi, you suck. Love dingle sphitz"
PMG: "FUCK!"
BnB: "WHAT?"
Jen: "Something random! Haha. I'm so funny" (I think this was Rabble, not the other Jen.)
Other Jen: "Hijinx! You should really talk more, you're too quiet. Love Jenn [I was wrong. She spells it with two Ns](Lunacy)"
Mister [Spit] Sphitz: "I sucked your face! HAHA! Blow me Love Dingle."
Lunacy: "Jinx I love you, you kiss amazingly! Love Jen"
SpitBoy (again): "Quit seducing me you Canadian whore. Love Dingle Sphitz"
Paint: "Mord keeps touching my ass. Dingle is a whore. Paint CHiPs Brad Porter"

Chunk of conversation at the S8:
Mord: "I drank and smoked way too much last night."
BnB: "Yeah, but you fuck like a pro."

I tried to write something, but I got sort of incoherent.
Me: " 'that's harsh. You make me stop breathe again. So you don't want to give me a backrub? - BNB'
'You sure you don't want to get naked and lie in bed next to me?' -Mord"
The grammar nazis would have kicked my ass this weekend.

Phorbie: "Philly baby! Look forwards to getting drunk with you crazy bastards. Better still be standing tonight or I'll stick my finger in your ANUS!! Shante (Phorbie)"
PJ: "I was here but now I'm gone, but I left my mark to, to turn you on! (pretty pathetic, but it's the best I can do."
Mastah G: "If someone ends up pregnant from the philly pissup, they're going to have to call the baby m00p."

Oh, and I would tell you what nute said, but it's so offensive and sluttish that he wrote it in japanese so that I wouldn't be able to share it with everyone (BITCH!). Now who has a scanner? I need to send the book to you... and you can send it back...

What did they say to you? Did mord threaten you with his p3n0r? I can't believe your dirty sluttish mouths. Wash them out with soap.

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i can scan it for you.

should be cheap to send x-canada

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It's all lies, I am pure as the driven snow. I never got naked and I certainly didn't touch anyone.

-m

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mordecai
[B]I am pure as the driven snow.[/i]
I Wake up in Canada around snow a lot, EH?

I never got naked
Let me drop my hat so you have some kind of excuse...

and I certainly didn't touch anyone.
And the picture of me molesting dingle epitomizes how pure I am. Can I please get someone to drop a hat so I have an excuse again...

I'm really NOT trying to start shit. It just follows me everywhere I go. Mord knows what I mean. Get BnB to veryify.

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Originally posted by Oracular_Jinx
And the picture of me molesting dingle epitomizes how pure I am. Can I please get someone to drop a hat so I have an excuse again...

I'm really NOT trying to start shit. It just follows me everywhere I go. Mord knows what I mean. Get BnB to veryify.

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gotdamn, i almost spilled my drink laughing at that.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs


You can't even complain. You are so lucky it didn't occur to me until the drive back that when we all congregated in your room with you passed out, we should have taken a bunch of pictures with our dicks in your mouth.

I would have thought of it sooner if Fiend had been the first one to pass out.

Wait, that came out wrong.

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MORE LIES!!!!!!!

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Ok, my favorite quote from the weekend was from dingle (of course, he's simply hilarious) to an unnamed person:

You can rub my cock all you want, you're not getting me hard bitch.

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Mord crawled into bed around 6am and said
"I'm drunk.. but not broken"
I'm still not quite sure what he meant by that.
I love you Mord.

supposidly Phil quoted "Get thee to a nunnery!" at some time during the night.

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Originally posted by BellaGirl
supposidly Phil quoted "Get thee to a nunnery!" at some time during the night.

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