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(from what I recall at this patictular moment anyway)


Thursday:

awakened at 7 am, Ran errands and was back in time to grab breakfast at the local UDF. Waited waited... went into chat to wait, and of course that’s when I got the call that Jen (Lunacy) and Joe (BnB) were here to collect me. It was around 10 am.

1st we had to collect Jen’s spawn and drop them off at her husband’s workplace, which we did. Then it was a quick stop at the gas station and we were on our way.

6 hr drive to Philly, 3 to find the goddamn hotel. We kept missing the exits... and apparently we weren’t the only ones, because several times I saw people in other cars looking at maps and looking at other drivers as a plea for help.

but eventually we got there.

Jen and I checked into the super 8, Joe had to check in to the hotel next door (which name escapes me at the moment), because there were no smoking rooms available. Then it was off to collect various people at the airport.

We get there (after again, missing about 3 exits and getting lost again) and arrive... and apparently there are 4 sections of baggage claim at the Philly airport. So Jen waited at Terminal D for Mordecai, and Joe and I walked allll the way down to terminal A to collect Nute.

that was damn entertaining. Ironically he looked just like he did online! We also ran into Goat and Smug, who were hunting around for Dingle. And Dingle they did find, drunk off his ass. We all chatted for a bit, then decided to have GB and Smug collect nute and Dingle and take them back to the Holiday Inn (the original plan was to have us take him there, because dingle was supposed to have arrived 3 hrs earlier, but his flight was delayed or something). So they took off and Joe and I walked back to terminal D in time to see Mordecai come out and we all gave greetings.

While waiting for his baggage. Mord, true to his word, grabs me by my coat lapels and kissed me.

Mord get’s the prize for being my 1st asylumite kissed

So we drive back to the hotel, and decided to stay there instead of meeting the Holiday Inn crew for drinks, we were tired of driving and tired of getting lost. So we bought some beer and hung out in Joe’s and Mord’s hotel room until around 2 when G and Jinx made their appearance.While we were all hanging out and chatting, mord 1st wiped out his penis, then eventually got totally naked (and yes, some of us did encourage him). So he gets the prize for being the 1st naked man. We hung out till 4 I think, went to our respective hotel rooms, and passed out.

I was thinking that this was all very surreal. Cool as hell, but surreal.



Friday:

We all got up slowly... not sure what time, & made our way to the holiday inn to met and greet. We got a call when we got there and apparently everyone had walked down to a bar called Fat Tuesdays. Dingle apparently had to take a shit so they went in, and never left. So we meet and everyone starts to drink. Admittedly, this is where my memory starts to get fuzzy.

I know G, BnB, Jinx, Jen, Mord, Smug, Goat, Dingle, Newt, and myself were there for sure... People kept starting to arrive... I am not sure when to be honest. Paint, and Rabble showed up. At some point during the day Opus showed up too. Newt left for his conference and returned... and I THINK that some other people must have showed up, but I don’t know when or who, sorry.

I think we were at the bar for 9 hrs. or something... it was a damn long time.

Highlights:

There was much discussion, and the weird part about it was it seemed just like a session of Wota, but we were all there... Looking at each other. HAH. G snapped that shot of my hand on mord’s crotch. woopsie I thought in my drunken state that I was more subtle . There was much kissing and all that amongst many of the people there, Surprised me. I can’t remember a damn thing we talked about, but I do recall having a damn good time.

and then somehow we went home... a few people found different beds than their intended.

Somewhere during the night, Fiend was listed as MIA

Saturday:

ugh ok. Pardon my memory.

got up at 10 (5 hrs sleep for the 2nd night in a row). and we all trekked down to the Holiday inn again to meet more peoples. Czech was drunk off his ass... actually all the limeys were drinking at 11 am, vodka and whiskey mixed with either coke or sprite. UJ (Urban Junky) was cute but quiet, PJ (Prozac Jonez) I recall as being entertaining... Fiend was there, and Vyper, and Phil (spooky), anndddd Lucas... it took a moment for me to recognize him with his hee haw beard ... and of course everyone from the night before.

I do recall being in the limey room with about 15 other people, trying to talk to Bunkum on the phone, she had a soft voice and I could barely hear her.

We all hung out at the hotel for a while, then some slight drama.

TACK was in the area, 15 minutes away!

and also, fiend was found, recovered from the drunk tank .

our group split in half, one went to a bar or restaurant or something, the other half went to go meet tack (which was the group I was in). We walked up to meet him... he was older looking that I expected, and very shy. He also had very cool hair and jacket. We chatted, and then went back to the hotel (we walked to meet him part way), and hung out outside.
I think at some point during the day U4b, splat, and wee ones showed up at the hotel. One would have child duty while the other would loiter with us.

now, I know at some point during the day we broke off and Lucas, Rabble, Mord and I went to the piercing shop to get the boy’s peni done. But I can’t recall exactly when.

and Since I was there, I’ll relate that.

We walked to a cool area of town that I woulda liked to have seen more of, and into the piercing shop we went. Lucas may have been nervous, but he walked right up there and asked for his reverse PA and his right earlobe to be pierced. They discussed jewelry options... and it was time to wait for the jewelry to be autoclaved. Mord was debating getting his second Frenum done...

When it was time, Lucas, myself, and dingle’s camera went to the room and we watched the procedure. I know that Lucas had to be nervous, but he played it very cool. His ear bled more than his Penor did. and I must say that the end result looked very cool. He didn’t flinch when the needle was inserted, but did when the jewelry was. .. our pics were taken, and the piercer took some pics for the web site, expect Lucas’s penor to be known the world over very soon!

I went out with him and apparently Mord had decided in the affirmative that he was gonna get his done too. Rabble was supposed to go in with him, but realized at the last minute that she was not very keen on needles. So I went in again with mord. He knew the procedure already, so things went pretty quickly. I too digged the end result.

SO about that time we were due to meet back at the Holiday inn to go to Dave and Busters. So we had an entertaining walk back...

more drama, there was discussion of tack going to DnB, but if he went then G wasn’t... Somewhere at this point Miz Joeycat and her spawn Steph arrived... Erinity and Chantrea was there also. while we were all chatting in front of the hotel I was just watching it all... we were all really there, just watching it all was very cool, I can’t explain.

So tack opted not to go, and off to DnB we went. Some of us drove, and some of us walked.... yep. We couldn’t get a table for such a large party, so we waited and waited and waited. a few of us went to play games. I got drunk again at some point. A few people left, we finally got a table, but the weight staff was rude. I accidentally threw a fry at one though, I don’t feel too bad about it . we had some kind of foodage. and hung out at a looong table. Eventually, we left, and went back to the hotel and met up with Jeb. very cool, there was some discussion as to what to do next, and I guess we eventually decided to go to... some other bar that served food. can’t recall the name. We walked in the rain to get there... when I arrived Czech was having some altercation with the bartender for whistling at him, but he eventually calmed down. Steph wasn’t too happy, so Miz Cat, her daughter and Jeb walked back to the hotel. Jinx proceeded to get stupid drunk. So G and I took her back to the hotel. She crashed pretty quickly.

We got back to the holiday inn, and people started jumping in our van. All the hotel rooms there had sleeping individuals, so they decided to come to ours and hang in Joe’s and mord’s room.

Problem was, we had forgotten about Bella and her wee one. So we went to ours to discuss options. rabble was sleeping in there, and was none to happy about being awakened. She felt like she had to go home at this point, but it wasn’t my intent to have her feel kicked out. We tried to get another room to play in, but all the close hotel’s were booked. So some people looked up other hotels in the area, but Erinity and chantrea offered theirs via phone... Rabble grabbed her stuff and I thought she was supposed to go down there, but the next thing we knew her car was gone.

Then... pure madness.

We stayed up all night (we being myself, Jen, Dingle, Astro, Newt, Paint, Indigo, Fiend, Mord, PJ (sorry), G,.. I think that’s it....

G brought over his toys and we played with the violet wand. I tied up Indigo (who was such a sport). There was much rough housing... Mord threw indigo on the sleeping Jinx, who just rolled over in her drunken sleep. I know at one point I got a back massage from about 3 or 4 people at once (Fiend is the 1st asylumite to stick his hands up my shirt, go fiend). I took off fiend’s pants so we could compare his genitalia to Mord’s. Mord got naked, again. I think I got humped by a few people.... and other things debaucherous happened ::koff::

Sunday?:

at 6 am we went to the holiday inn to meet Jeb for breakfast and to drop off opus. It was time to say goodbye.

A sad adios to the people at the Holiday in, then back to the Super 8, to pack. Jinx slept through almost everything. Paint stunk up our room somehow. Jen was starting to suffer from exhaustion. I packed and loaded the car, then went to Joe’s, Mord’s, and Bella’s room and hung out.

Somehow Paint left... I think with indigo. I dunno, details are real fuzzy at this point.

G and Jinx were eventually packed up and on their way.

I checked out of the super 8, and we got everything taken care of for mord and bella, checked out of the other hotel that I can’t remember the name of...

and Joe was kind enough to drive half the way back for us exhausted ones.

and home we went.


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many details were left out, cos I don’t want to make it a frigging novel, and I have always been bad at recalling conversations enough to relay them to others. But I had a grand time. I didn’t get a chance to sit and talk long enough with everyone that I wanted to. I wish it could have lasted a week! The pictures when they are developed will reveal much more than I can detail here.

but that’s the big and small of it.

and thar ya ar!

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PMG has forgot one thing which was my first impression of her. We actually ran into these guys Friday night in the parking lot of the motel 8. We were dragging out suitcases in and were looking forward to bed. A van PACKED with people appeared and MstrG asked us if we'd like to go get food with them. It was about 1 am, we had tickets to a museum at 9:30 am. As we made excuses (or tried) a voice came from the back seat, "GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CAR AND FOLLOW US!"

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She was not like that the rest of the trip, though. Welllll, not *quite* like that.

So we ran back to our car like the scared wusses we are (Chantrea and I) and followed them to a nasty dinner with fake plants that were trying to eat mord's head and weird plastic leave chandliers.

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Oh yah



I can be rather demanding sometimes :whip:

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Oh yah



I can be rather demanding sometimes :whip:

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Sarah is full of crap.. she did nothing at all.. very quiet girl.. I kept grabbing at her boobs and she kept swatting me away calling me a dirty girl and saying that she wasn't into that unchristian behavior.. I finally gave up and left her to get good and drunk.. then Mord and I molested her. That was all. Really.

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We stayed up all night (we being myself, Jen, Dingle, Astro, Newt, Paint, Indigo, Fiend, Mord, G,.. I think that’s it....

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sorry I fixed it

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Mord was my first kiss/naked asylum member too. Also a couple of other things... including first asylum member to kiss me without knowing who it was.

Lies. I wasn't there on Saturday

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