Dingle
Prison Rapemaster
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10231 |
Dear asylumnite
a bunch of peeps posted a Philly review, and now that i've had a few days to reflect i guess ill do the same just to give people warm fuzzies, because i know i like reading nice things about me. im sure ill miss people, so i apologize if i do, but things got a little blurry there towards the end.
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Paint- you disappointed me most. no, i dont mean it like that, what i meant was pre-philly i envisioned hanging out with you and pounding them down while shooting the shit all weekend. ended up the opposite, and we barely spoke a word, which i regret. nobodys fault, of course, just not enough time and too many people to meet, but next time im keeping you for myself the whole time.
MstrG- i felt like id known you for years, and it was great to finally shake your hand. you didn't surprise me one bit, exactly how i expected right down to the case of sex toys. you even stayed up and partied with all the kids after the rest of the old folks were long sawin logs, im almost tempted to say you were cool but we all know old people cant be cool.
JoeyCat- speaking of old people... i had a bit too much medicine by the time you showed up, so our meeting was a bit blurry. again, it felt like meeting an old friend and id been waiting to give you a big hug and call you 'my little girl' for ages.
JEB- i knew you were a classy guy from talking to you, but come on man nobody can be that cool, especially a lawyer for christs sake! truly an honor and my only regret is your late arrival and early departure.
Sp00ky- man you're a blast, i had no idea limeys could be cool. you surprised me, i'm not sure how exactly, i just expected you to be much different. a pleasant surprise, no doubt, just bring some denture glue next time ffs!
Czech- i dont think id ever talked with you much on asylum, but i must say you are one good git. we had a fuckin blast together, i guess when you wanted to go to the liquor store at 9AM it was a sign we'd be pals. out of everyone, you are the first person i think of when i think philly. cheers mate, we'll do it again sometime, just make sure your liver gets better by then.
UrbanJunkie- again, like with alot of people, we didn't hang out much. in fact other than breakfast Saturday i don't think we hung out at all, and I was so hung over saturday morning i didn't really care who i was at breakfast with.  At least i didnt hear any soccer arguments all weekend. Regardless it was great to meet you.
Prozac- damn man how can you bitch about getting ladies? you were by far the best looking limey there, and from what i heard (and saw) ... *ommitted* ... :P You could also pass as an american if you worked on your accent a bit, the rest of the limeys look like limeys from a mile away. it was a good ole time, cheers to you mate (you limeys have me saying 'mate' all the fucking time too now, the people at work must think i went to London or something)
Goatboy- man youre a kicker, and not nearly the pervert i expected. youre a good guy, and im glad to have met you even though you snore like a dog and i know the BO smell in the room really came from you. (your secret is safe with me though) Next time let's you and me be sure to kidnap kids from local preschools and dump them in the river after having our way.
Smug- the guy with the 'Dingle' sign in the airport... fuckin git . man i can't say enough good things about you, i just can't understand how the hell you're related to goatboy. ill just leave it at it was a pleasure for sure, and you mad the trip just that much better.
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*ooh, Titus is on need to take a break*
ok, back, now where was i...
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Rabble- other than stroking your purse we didnt really talk, but i'm glad you made it and put up with us retarded drunks. (at least your purse didnt get puked on) i feel bad about sunday night, and im sorry, but i am glad you made it and i hope you had fun.
Nute- even though we went to high school a few miles apart it took 10 years and nearly as many thousands of miles of travel to shake your hand, and it was worth it. you, my friend, are a good man and not only made the trip possible (or instigated it) you made the trip. even though Sunday SUCKED i just sat and cracked up as you snored like a boar in the airport and everyone who walked by looked at you and smiled. i considered putting a pair of my boxers on your head and sitting across the hall so i could watch. youre a cool guy nute, i only regret not cutting that fucking hippy hair off.
Erinity- apologies because my recollection is vague, but hey at least i didnt puke on you! i'm sorry girl i dont think we met, although im sure we did.
Spaceboy- damn dude i cant believe i didnt meet you, where the fuck were you all weekend, oh ya puking in the limey room. well i did wave at you out of the hotel window at least.
Chantrea- im salty i didnt get a kiss, well, if i were one to kiss strange girls that is. we didnt talk much but i do remember gazing at your beautiful face a few times. i think you were either shy or intimidated by all the rowdy fuckheads roaming about, either is understandable. regardless im happy to know you.
OJ- yeah i know you hate me, well i dont hate you so kiss my ass. For a Canadien i must admit you're not half bad, but you still owe me a pitcher of beer. it hardly feels right to rip you to shreds in chat anymore (not like i'll stop).
Phorbie- the girl in the elevator. i regret not spending more time with you, other than the elevator i dont think we really interacted and i wouldve liked to shoot some shit. mommy duties call though, and im glad you were there. only thing i noted in our brief encounter was you didn't seem like a bitch at all in person (but looks can be deceiving :P) and you were the only one with sense to wear an asylum shirt.
splAt- again, barely spoke other than initial hi's. i really dont know what to say other than glad you made it, and sorry i didnt get to come tear up your house with the limeys (and teach you to shoot).
BellaGirl- who the hell are you? im sorry dear, i have no recollection, i dont believe we even met
Astro- man, finally another tall guy, damn i was feeling like the fucking green giant for awhile. despite my state of mind Sunday night i do remember you, and you're a cool guy. if you were from here (or i there) i bet we'd be friends, i think we have alot in common besides not being midgets.
BnB- i was shocked that you wern't a dirty hippy at all, which is good because i hate hippies :P. you were a great addition and im glad you came. Unlike OJ, i do not think you're a smelly/hairy/cucumber.
Indigo- you are just too cute and too much of a tease. marry me?
Mordecai- i feel so gay after hanging with you for a weekend. you are quite the character but really nothing different than i expected. the trip just wouldnt have been the same without you, thanks for coming and definately a pleasure to meet you.
MadLucas- you look mean man, i took one look at you and said "dont piss this guy off". in reality, you're a nice guy and i wish we couldve hung out more.
Vyper- another case of little interaction. we met, but really didnt get beyond that. im sorry  not much i can say about you other than glad to make your aquaintance.
opus- Brooklyn Boy, i regret not shootin more shit with you, not only does your accent KICK ASS you are a genuinely likable person. I'm really happy you made it.
PMG- what can i say but YOU are PMG 100%. even Helen Keller would know you are PMG. no surprises, but definately a pleasure. you definately can't hold your (or any for that matter) liquor, but hey it takes alot of time/money/effort to get an award winning tolerance. thank you so much for coming, i really am happy to know you IRL.
lunacy- as Indigo put it, you are a kissin fool. you are sweet and lighthearted and just such a great person. what else can i say?
Fiend- you, like paint, i had hoped to hang out with more. unfortunately it didnt work out that way. my nipple has gangrene now and i have to have my whole tit removed you fucker. next time me, you and paint are getting locked in a room with a couple cases of beer for christs sake! (oh and czech, and we'll need a few girls)
tack- tack as the coolest and gheyist hair at the same time. hehe, tack im glad to have met you, i was surprised you were a bit shy, or maybe just uncomfortable, but like i said theres nothing wrong with that. i just expected you to be a blabbermouth for some reason.
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Fuck, that took forever.
In conclusion I just want to say i'm so glad you all made it, including me, and thanks to everyone sooo much who sent my broke ass there. It wasnt a weekend with strangers at all, you all felt like my friends, and you are, and i wouldnt have missed it for the world. I hope to see everyone of you again. I also want to apologise to anyone i offended, disgusted, bit, choked, molested, killed or raped and for getting all pissy and acting the fool, but after all, wasn't that the point? i know if i brought my inhibitions i wouldnt have had nearly so much fun (oh wait, what inhibitions?). it was really a blast, i cant stress to you how much fun i had, and ill never forget it. maybe we should send a thank you letter to Stile? thanks for the good time guys.
PS like i said i know i forgot some people, so im sorry
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