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Hey Paint,

As I wuz reflectin' and savorin' over m'memories o' th'Philly-Dilly, somethin' I recalled floated back into m'consciousness. Specifically, I distinctly remember your Philadelphia Or Bust battle-cry bein' t'the effect o' "All I know is I better get some head", or sumpin' like that.

The reason I ask is I remember runnin' into fiend by the elevator at th'Holiday Inn that Sattidy night. I introduced m'self and as I wuz shakin' his hand, I asked 'im whether you'd gotten yer pecker puffed. I wuz just tryin' to be sociable 'n' strike up a conversation, y'know? Well . . . all-of-a-sudden, fiend's eyes bug out; he yanks his hand back; starts to belchin' 'n' dry-heavin'; then, shoots me the bird while running toward the exit.

Paint? What in God's good name did you do to that fine young man?

Amen.

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:fright:

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Hehehe, it's ok, fiend got his revenge when paint was passed out on sunday, ask brad about his 'soreness'

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Alas, I got no head.

My ass sure was sore on Monday though. I still think Mord raped me in my sleep.

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. . .My ass sure was sore on Monday though. . . .

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Uncle J E B, I think you just did!!!

I never knew you were a camper, though!

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
Uncle J E B, I think you just did!!!
I never knew you were a camper, though!

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What? You wanna go campin', too?

Amen.

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Um... If Mord raped you I don't think you would be that sore

CAL :cool2:

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Hate to ruin your fantasy paint, but I'm not into unconciously drunk and smelly boys. I like my fucks wide awake and wriggling.

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well that would mean that i would qualify hu?

im awake and very wiggly this morning

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I am sure you are over qualified my dear, you'd likely steal my heart.

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well that would mean that i would qualify hu?
im awake and very wiggly this morning

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Just be careful you don't run into Booger Red, serial camper:

Amen.

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I am sure you are over qualified my dear, you'd likely steal my heart.

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i dont buy that sweetness.

ive got you pegged...and i doubt any one person could steal anything from you
*kiss*

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I'm offended.

I'm offended that you think you have me pegged, sorry, no one has me pegged.

And as for no one ever stealing anything from me, I could post for hours about the heartbreak I went through with my wife, but I won't.

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Morty is definitely not pegged!

He's got both his legs and that's a fact!

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I'm offended.

I'm offended that you think you have me pegged, sorry, no one has me pegged.

And as for no one ever stealing anything from me, I could post for hours about the heartbreak I went through with my wife, but I won't.

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dont be offended...
i was only picking

tell mewhere to kiss it and make it better

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle
ive got you pegged...and i doubt any one person could steal anything from you
*kiss*

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I've been studyin on peggin you for months now, and I'm countin on havin the opportunity. And I don't mind if yer passed out'n smelly at all.

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Now available at the Asylumnation Commissary:
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Amen.

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart

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I dont understand

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I think it is some sort of chastity belt for men. You people are weird.
Uber weird.

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Originally posted by euphorbia
I dont understand

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God told me to post it. That's all you need to know.

Now, hurry up 'n' change th'subject.

Amen.

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