Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
Posts: 1485

...have to run out of class mid-lecture to projectile shit?

Stomach viruses suck!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10178

projectile pooping rawks

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Why leave? Lectures suck and your classmates will thank you.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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Originally posted by Agoust
...have to run out of class mid-lecture to projectile shit?

Stomach viruses suck!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Originally posted by flocat


Yep. Though, I didn't run out on my students when I had to projectile vomit. I figured that vomitting all over the place was definitely better than shitting my pants.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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Originally posted by Dog Breath


Any student that offers to clean up get's an A+ for their final exam.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Originally posted by flocat


Any student that talks back gets a whiff of my odourifious breath.

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My soul mate!

Dog Breath + Hurl Breath = Not much kissing but lots of lovin.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Let me be the first to say....yuck

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4689

what she said.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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You people are grossed out by normal, natural bodily functions? Do you get ill everytime you have to use the restroom? Do you cry with guilt at the fact that you must take a piece of paper in your hand and wipe?

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
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not at all.. but we fail to find it as intriguing as you seem to..
that is why there is a door leading to my bathroom.. everyone DOES it.. some of us just don't find it appetizing enough to talk about.. or just not really that funny.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
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did I mention I have a two year old.. as does Venus..

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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You're trying to tell me that projectile shitting is a normal everyday occurance? Well, no. It's not a normal bodily function for me. I know it's natural, but that doesn't mean I wanna talk about it. I'm sticking to my first post. Yuck.
Trust me, I know how discusting shit like that can be. I have a two year old daughter. There's little to nothing worse than noticing shit leaking from the bottom of their pants. You wanna talk about yuck.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
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You all are taking this way too seriously! 9:30 in the morning, I'm up in front of the class talking about Renaissance Italy and suddenly--WHAMMO! Felt like my whole stomach shifted to the left! I said excuse me and booked down the hall, teeth clenched; ass-sphincter pinched. Unzip! KERSPLASH!

Things still ain't feeling right inside.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Getting humor out of unfortunate bobily excreations is one of the few simple pleasures in life.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Don't ask me what "bobily" means.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
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*clears throat*

"Bobily?"

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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"Bobily" means I can't type and eat a cup o' noodles at the same time.

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