Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Hope this wasnt posted yet, if it was I'm sorry.

Woman Bites Off Husband's Genitals
Wed Mar 20, 7:48 AM ET

KAMPALA (Reuters) - A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.


The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her.

"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.

Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.

The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles.

The cases come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...m/genitals_dc_1

So what would you do if your wife bit off your nuts?

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Registered: Jul 2001
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I'd send them to the penis museum in Iceland.

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Registered: Mar 2002
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Try desparately to pry them out of her mouth so they could be reattached surgically.

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Registered: Apr 2001
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Of all the things a wife could do to a husband while he's drunk, why biting of the testicals? I just don't understand it.

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When is the last time your husband beat you?

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Id do the same damn thing, any asshole thinks he is laying a hand on me... pffft

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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*shudders*

It was fitting, but still OW!

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