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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

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A jog down mentally retarded teenage girl lane

Or: How long until you go blind and/or have seizures?

http://hometown.aol.com/shortness42103

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CAL
Damn Your Eyes!!

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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I like the Confederate Flag; not sure it fits though (not sure anything on that page fits).

CAL :cool2:

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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13002

that is just wrong

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Lu
The Crosseyed Avenger!!

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: US
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.0573290000001 seconds until mind combustion

jesus christ that is hideous

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The Buried Life
lurks.

Registered: Mar 2002
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One day, AOL, Geocities, and Tripod webpages will be so horribly bad that they'll cause my monitor to combust...

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Escape Artist
tarnished bling king

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: MI
Posts: 589

Fuuuuck...brain = mush.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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Thumbs down

it hurt my widdle eyes

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karen
aging hipster

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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what goes through people's heads where they decide a cupcake background is *pErFeCt!~!* for them?

as an aside, that page is damn scary.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
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That is the best fucking page I've ever seen.

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Postmodgirl
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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

What am I supposed to do without my CELL_PHONE? lol



AHHHHHHHH!!!!

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CHiPsJr
Ginger-headed Troll

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We put pot users in prison. And the designer of this webpage is allowed to walk the streets.

America Must Be Destroyed.

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SocialParasite
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Try right-clicking on it.

*shudders*

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karen
aging hipster

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I really wanted to steal and make fun of that "boys lie" gif, but alas...

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SocialParasite
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If you really want it just let me know. I'm a l337 h4X0r and have circumvented the "security" on that page.

Seriously, if you want it just say so.

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karen
aging hipster

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This is the sexiest thing ever. I am going to plaster my site with it.

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Lu
The Crosseyed Avenger!!

Registered: Jan 2002
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There she is in full uniform.

She is probably the blonde one.... oh wait

http://www.madison.k12.al.us/meridianville/cheer2.jpg

hey, I bet they all weigh under 120

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karen
aging hipster

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my guess is the ugly one.
oh, wait..

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The Buried Life
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SocialParasite
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You can all thank me for Karen's new arsenal of weird images.

Not a single one of those girls has boobs yet. I'm sorely dissapointed.

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J E B Stuart
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That is the best fucking page I've ever seen.

I give it a big "thumbs up", too. This site's greatness lies in the fact it is so innocently honest in its compelling awfulness.

Amen.

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Escape Artist
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Ya know...that's the first time there's an ENTIRE CHEERLEADING TEAM I couldn't be paid enough to touch. jeebus.

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Meet Officer Dick, he was sent in to protect the cheerleaders of MMS from the dangerous pedofiles of the Asylum.

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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What, no background midi?

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Gorilla Biscuit
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aajajajajaj its like homers webpage on the simpson

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