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Flow young crocodile
Pink thing in my shoe, please help
Glass makes me love Him.

Cats, it takes two days
or three. never forget shoe
we love you Oh Shoe.

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Butter-fly, butter... fly.
A magician makes his butter fly.
Not a physicist getting laid. Never one.

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It sounds like a turbine in here at times.
Feels like one too.

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If I wasn't so restricted to what I say by the point race, I would really start making sense.

Make sense in 2016. Support your country or local democrat.

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My son has that crocodile. Makes quite a weapon.

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well, it ain't haiku, but it's close

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I had to omit the Him.
The religious folk would have loved.

The site got an update.
8 months til the next.

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Noam Chomsky poisons mind
Stephen King not much better
Read History, boy

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What about the loved one?
The second time reading is even more dangerous.

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Evelyn Waugh rules
Redeems your literature
Other books suspect

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Johnson is a start
On path to your righteousness
For your intellect

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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale.

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws
And beckons little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws.

-- Lewis Carroll

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Among the others
Sagan is not total loss
He met Oxsan once

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Do you think we need to grease
The little sippy-cupper?
For crocs do not eat Japanese
As customary supper
But this kid looks deliciously nice
And served upon a bed of rice
The croc will swallow once or twice
And no more Nipper upper.

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