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Hello friends

My name is Bruce E. Faber

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I'm less than 80 years old.
I do not have any children other than my dog. (Laureen)
I like the women!
I am in love with nature and enjoy camping.
I'm a positive person.
I'm physically disabled but not intellectually... (See me with my daughter Laureen)
My favorite type of music is the blues.
I do enjoy political and philosophical discussion.
I'm a liberal. (politics)
I'm not religious. (agnostic)
I have BS degree in Business, Finance, CIS
I have an MBA with a CIS option.
I work as an Information Systems Manager. (It's just a title. I clean toilets with my tongue.)
I am finishing a "High-speed digital networking" degree.
My most favorite radio station is KFOG and my most favorite TV program is the X-FILES.

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Registered: Mar 2002
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I am not a pussycat.
Who is cracking funny?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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welcome to the hellmouth

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
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Options -> User Profile

P.S. Welcome newbie.

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Welcome to the asylum. You can change your title in by going to options at the top of the screen, and then profile options. For other instructions, go here.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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A) Show us your tits.

B) Change your title under Options link at the top - go to Edit Profile.

C) You are a positive person but you like the blues? Weird.

That's about all I can think of, for now.

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Registered: Mar 2002
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My chest was burnt in a boating accident.
I would show you, but it would be horrifying to your eyes.
I can change that? Thank you.

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This is a picture

Attachment: pretty.jpg
This has been downloaded 136 time(s).

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Blues is uplifting, crazy foo!

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Registered: Mar 2002
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That worked.
Thank you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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quote:

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This is a picture

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Registered: Aug 2001
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quote:

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Originally posted by Mr. Bruce
My chest was burnt in a boating accident.
I would show you, but it would be horrifying to your eyes.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Mr. Bruce
I have broken legs

Registered: Mar 2002
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I see you pissed off kuglo.

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No, I wasn't shot.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Show us your crispy fried breast!
We like it extra crispy not that sissy honey roast!

Welcome Bruce. Your broken leg style Kung Fu is no match for the crane!

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Registered: Apr 2001
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Hello Mr. Bruce.
Welcome.

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Registered: Mar 2002
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My legs might be broken, but I can still get it up. A lot of women do not realise that. I am not paralyzed, I am just a cripple.
My penis is large enough to pleasure you and your mother!
JK!!!!!!
Hello

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Some guys will say anything to get the woman on top.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Hehe, I like him. Can we keep him? Please?

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I can still give it to them on top.
I show you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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I would be interested in seeing that if you were an amputee.

Broken leg sex is so 90's.

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The above humorings have been provided by... www.cripple.com.

Special thanks to rupert murdoch.

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Hehe, I like him. Can we keep him? Please?

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Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

The Camping Elephant Crip!

Hahahahaha!