Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Oakland-ish
Posts: 6032

sex for sale!

Okay.

time to fess up.

have you ever paid for sex?

In all the male friends I have had over the years, only ONE has admitted to seeing a prostitute.

someone has to be using these services.

paying for dinner and a movie and receiving sex, or similar exchanges do NOT count.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

No ma'am!

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 9694

My next door neighbor needed to borrow twenty dollars one time, and I said I'd give it to her for sex. She went for it. After the deed was done, I asked her how it felt to be a whore. I didn't know a woman could throw a shoe that fast. As a result, she gives me lots of dirty looks and my car tires don't hold air anymore.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Houston
Posts: 545

Crika, you crack me up dude.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Never paid for sex, never gotton paid for sex.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Hell.
Posts: 683

Once when I was really, really, really drunk. Ok, maybe twice. I was dared by a friend and I got head a couple of times.

I WON THE BET!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

I have never had the guts to pay for sex.
I was too scared as a youngster and now that I am married it's too late.
I admit, if I was single I would be more apt to do it now.
On the other hand, maybe it isn't as scary now since I know it will never happen.

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Registered: May 2001
Location:
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I tried to pick up a hooker once. I got turned down cause she said she doesn't fuck farm animals.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Hell.
Posts: 683

Didn't see this was a poll... I'm gonna Bill Clinton this one and say that oral sex doesn't count.

I've voting no.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Originally posted by Dog Breath
I have never had the guts to pay for sex.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9166

Bella made me give her a deposit.

(it was never returned)

(there was no satisfaction guarantee)

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

Pinecracker would be a white person from Idaho.
Just thought I should mention that.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9166

We have Pinecrackers in NJ.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

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Originally posted by Caffeine
Pinecracker would be a white person from Idaho.
Just thought I should mention that.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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Oh my, yes. Many times when I was younger. But it wasn't an act of desperation so much as sloth. I gotta kick at the time of haggling them down from $20 to $10 for a blowjob.

On my 18th birthday, I took one of my dad's credit cards and grabbed a friend and hit several nude modeling studios in Dallas County. I spent several hundred dollars, but I was more interested in my friend than the girls in the stores. He was one of the biggest rednecks I ever knew. In later years, he would stop by my house every so often late at night wired up on crystal. He would come in, do a bump, immediately put on women's clothes and park himself in front of the TV where he would watch pr0n for hours on end and put foreign objects up his butt while I played on the puter in the other room. I would eventually have to run him out after about 18 hours or so, in order to be able to resume my normal life and let other people into my house. I didn't mind him so much. We are old, old friends, and he is obviously troubled.

That answer yer question?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

quote:

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Originally posted by Goatboy
We have Pinecrackers in NJ.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Hell.
Posts: 683

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
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All the crackwhores meld into one in my mind til I'm left with the sweaty, non-English speaking, one-legged, lactating Crackwhore newly released from Dawson state jail who smokes all Julio's dope without givin him a ride in that wild chinchilla.

The image of the Milk of Human Kindness leaving her Universal Breast to land on Julio's exposed member while the smoke that was the fruit of his labors hung heavy in the air is burned into my brain and fixed in place. She walked around the apt all night with her tits just pushed up outta her bra to expose her nipples. She had the highbeams on continuously. Guess it had to do with the liquid nourishment just under the surface. She was so cheerful. It is truly a shame that she refused to practice fellatio. I would have accepted it from her be it ever so toothsome.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7128

here, have some WTF points...

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Never heard that term. I was born in Idaho (Grangeville). I moved to California with my family during grade school.

What part of Idaho are you from PC?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

You pay for sex, just not in this life.
When you go to heaven, God kicks your ass for each time you had some sexing without making a baby of sorts.

God doesn't get much sex, you see.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 3186

grrr what i said was that everyone more or less pays for sex. just not in a blatant way
*sex* *hands over money* doesn't have to happen like that.

many guys (and girls) exchange gifts, dinner, and other things in return for sex. soemtimes even in a serious relationship. bleh..i just woke up leave me alone

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10413

I feel loserish enough without paying people to touch me.

One of my friends paid $500 for a hooker in Vegas though, and he couldn't bring himself to finish. This is my friend that would screw anything with legs. He gave up and sent her on her way and took 5 showers. My other friends and I were at the Imperial Palace playing nickle slots and drinking while this was going on.

The funniest part is that she wasn't attractive and she gave him options of the level of service he wanted (I think it started at something like $150 for a dance) but for whatever reason (the movie Bachelor Party I think) he really wanted to have a hooker one time, so he decided to go ahead as planned.

edit: fixed type-o

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 7680

Sex in Amsterdam.
You may experience guilt, but the smile doesn't care.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

Yes, i have paid someone to have sex with them. 4 16.67%
No, I have not paid for sex. 20 83.33%
Total: 24 votes 100%

Hey! how did Goatboy get to vote four times?

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