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MstrG
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Supply the Punchline XXXII - No truce

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Caffeine
Caffeine

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Location: Cambridge
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"Where did the beach go?" -Head
"They stole it! It was ours first" -One of those guys
*kaboom* -another suicide bomber

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morgana
THE Bitch

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hey, you know...i've got my golf clubs in the back of the car...

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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That's MOTRIN Pain!

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Try the new and improved Israel: Now with 45% less Palestine!

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

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Head: "Hey guys? I got an itch. Right behind my ear. Yeah.. that's it."

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Talk about desensitized to violence.. I can't FEEL MY LEGS! HAH!

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Be careful with it.. It might go off.

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Man: "Tag! You're it!"
Head: "That is so not fair."

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"Find a head and pick it up and all the day you'll have.... a decomposing HEAD! YUCK YUCK YUCK!!"

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"Knew it. Dandruff."

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GoFuckYourselves!
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"wonderaz makes another 'soft' landing on Dry Creek Road."

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Queen of France
Let them eat cake.

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Let them eat cake!

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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Humour points for Queen of France (sorry alter), and Thimble.

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Fiend gets buried up to his neck in concrete at the next pissup to prevent getting arrested again.

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Dog Breath
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After the Philly pissup Goat Boy asks for Road Head on the way to 4B's place.

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After the Philly pissup Goat Boy asks for Road Head on the way to 4B's place.


And another point!

I'm going to bed before I cut into my reserve store.

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Dead_Inside
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No caption, but there has to be a soccer (football) joke in there somewhere. You fucking Brits just arent trying.

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head: "thats the last time i go out drinking with lee bowyer"


(its a limey joke)

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And now... News from the other side of the world...

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