Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Berkeley, California
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I had an amusing dream last night:

I was at this big elite party with PMG, Lunacy, Chelle, Chantrea, Venus and Erinity.. We were all these big name clothing designers...Anyways, i got upset and went up onto the roof where Josie and the Pussycats were playing- except they were all boys..not girls...So i listened to them for a bit, then picked up a menu with all these smoothie flavors on it. I was reading down the list and I decided on the flavor that said:

"Socially Parasitic-
A Wonderful Wildberry Mix!"

And then I woke up...Wierd, huh?

Any more silly dreams from you guys?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Despite what the label says, I actually taste rather bland.

I had this weird dream the other night that the police budget was cut so bad that they had to resort to using rubber bands as handcufs.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
Posts: 3598

I had a dream a few days ago that Channy stubbed my foot or something. That evil bitch.

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Location: seattle-ish
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Im sorry I killed you, czech!
STOP HOUNDING ME!

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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I've had some pretty disturbing dreams. All of which are very long. Ask me some time. I'll tell you about the one Mord was in for like, 2 seconds.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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He was naked in it, wasn't he?

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Registered: Apr 2001
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quote:

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Originally posted by SocialParasite
He was naked in it, wasn't he?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

Shit. Looks like I'm out $20.

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I have no idea what that means.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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Ok, there was this king type figure that had controle of the land. And he decided he could make a bunch of money by cutting off women's body parts and selling them. Just random parts. But he wouldn't kill the women. He'd cut two or three things off and send them on their merry way. And he did it in his castle/mansion thing, set up like an assembly line. A disassembly line if you will. So these 3 chicks that worked for him would tie up the women and put them on this convayor belt type thing. They'd go to the first stop and get something cut off, and then on to the next stop and so on. Well, I was on this convayor belt, and when it stopped at the first stop, I realized I wasn't tied up. Well standing there with the knife was Mord. He looked at me and said "I'm gonna get you out of here." That's it. So I jumped up off the convayor belt and start haulin' ass to find a way out of this castle. Those 3 chicks are chasing me screaming and shouting to come back, and if I just come back it'll be easier, and if I keep running they'll catch me again and make more money off me by cutting more things off. So I'm running through this place, up stairs, down stairs through hallways and rooms. I run into a room, and half of the room is inside, half is outside. The roof just stops. The outside part has a pool and a dog. Mean looking dog. So I'm thinking, `fuck! I can either be eaten by this dog, or caught by the psycho chicks.' I must have decided the dog would be better cause I kept on running. Ran right past the dog, it didn't move. Didn't bark, nothing. So I start running down this flight of stairs, and I'm like, 4 stories up. These chicks are catching up to me fast (guess I'm a smoker in my dreams too), and I know I'm not gonna make it down all the stairs before they catch me. So I jump off the side of them. There's nothing holding these stairs up save a couple 4x4's. So I climb down one of the 4x4's and end up in this field. The chicks don't follow me down, so I know if I can get the hell outa dodge, I'm safe. So I'm running twoards this road that leads away from the castle, and I see the king and his guards coming up the road. I know I'm gonna get caught again...and I wake up.
Pretty messed up I think.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Cool dream. My dreams are never neat like that. Mostly they're all apocalyptic or just outright weird.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Oakland-ish
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use the asylum dream book!

we have one, just transfer your dreams there!

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...ylum+dream+book

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Last night I dreamt I was someone else.

When I woke up, I wasn't there.

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