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Trina
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Do you smoke?

..and if you do, how much per day?

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SocialParasite
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I like smoking as much as I do: 1) Photoshopped dicks, and 2) Shallow women. Which is to say that I think both are horrid.

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Lu
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why does that huge cock not make me smile??

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quote:
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why does that huge cock not make me smile??


Because it makes you think of the pain you'd experience as it tore your vaginal muscles and drove right through your cervix and through your uterus?

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The Buried Life
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Because it makes you think of the pain you'd experience as it tore your vaginal muscles and drove right through your cervix and through your uterus?




If you're lucky enough to have just that happen...

Anyway, cigarettes are indeed nasty. I don't understand why people start smoking now after we've known for at least 50 years that it's bad for you...

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SocialParasite
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I should also state that I used to smoke. For all of like four months. I had a smoke the other day and realized just how horrid it tasted.

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Erinity
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I don't smoke. That penor is HUGE.

And most smokers (forget the statistics) start in their teens. A sense of immortality? Lack of concern? Who knows.

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SocialParasite
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Teens start smoking because it's viewed as the cool, rebellious thing to do. That's the basic fact of it. You can ask any middle schooler why they smoke and they'll all tell you the same thing: It looked cool, or it's the cool thing to do. They smoke out of a need for acceptance and conformity with the greater populous. I've known only a handful of people that didn't smoke in school, and this is considering my Senior class was a class of like 200 or so. Even the star athletes smoked. Everyone let their hair down at the post-grad party and I found out that the majority of my class smoked.

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Venus
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Well, I'm probably the only one who will say this, but I first started smoking because of all the bad things heard about it. You hear all the time how bad it is for the smoker as well as the people around them, but yet you see alot of people doing it. So I wanted to try it to find out why everyone did something they knew was bad for them. I kept doing it cause I'm stupid, and I still do it because I don't yet have the will to stop. It really takes a want to stop smoking. I know I should, but I don't have the want to do it.

As far as that penis goes...totally photoshoped, and that's why it doesn't make us smile or horney.

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karen
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I started smoking when I was 12.
I quit smoking about 3 weeks ago.

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quote:
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As far as that penis goes...totally photoshoped, and that's why it doesn't make us smile or horney.


Are you saying that if it were a real schlong you would get excited about it?

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I've never smoked... tobacco. In Canada, they tax the shit out of cigarettes and I couldn't validate spending $5 a day to kill myself way too fucking slowly. Plus, I was a terminal loser in High School. Nothing was going to make me cool, even smoking.

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Caffeine
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Airbrushed females still turn on a lot of guys, why not photoshopped penii?

Never smoked. Anything.
I'm proud to be pure!
PROUD TO BE PURE, BABY!
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Yep.

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The Buried Life
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quote:
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I've never smoked... tobacco. In Canada, they tax the shit out of cigarettes and I couldn't validate spending $5 a day to kill myself way too fucking slowly.



That too. Cigarettes cost way too much to justify "being cool"...

I just found out my friend whom I'm moving in with in Maryland has started smoking... Which is a bit of a surprise because he always said he thought it was a disgusting habit...Hmm...

Btw, good luck Karen...

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I've never smoked... tobacco. In Canada, they tax the shit out of cigarettes and I couldn't validate spending $5 a day to kill myself way too fucking slowly. Plus, I was a terminal loser in High School. Nothing was going to make me cool, even smoking.


They tax the hell out of smokes here. Almost $4 for a pack of Marlboro. Part of why I quit. That, and I was starting to develop a reaction to the smokes.

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Plus, it's just a nasty habit. Forget the health factors, the smell of smoke just lingers on you even if it's been a few hours...

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A pack of smokes is going up to just over $9 in Alberta, Canada. I think Denis Leary put it best... "We'll break into your houses to get the fuckin' cigarettes, ok?"

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karen
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Cigarettes are about 3$ a pack here.
Not that bad.
You can get cheaper brands for anywhere from a $1.50 to $2.50

I refused to smoke anything but Newports, though. Too expensive for me. Hence, I quit.

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Sabine
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I quit!
2 weeks ago!

fuck you all.

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Cid2001
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never had a cig in my life..dont plan on it...

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Erinity
. . . And most smokers (forget the statistics) start in their teens. A sense of immortality? Lack of concern? Who knows.

I don't have statistics available ATM, but I can certainly relate to what you've said based upon my personal experience. I started when I was a teen and, looking back, deep down, I thought I was virtually indestructible.

Amen.

p.s. I said in an earlier thread I quit a two-pack-a-day habit on 22 November 2001, Thanksgiving Day.

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I quit smoking on December 11.
I haven't decided when I'm going to quit again though.

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karen
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JEB, youre freaking me out with that stile-esque random linking thing.

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quote:
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I quit smoking on December 11.
I haven't decided when I'm going to quit again though.



I meant to ask you about that.
So the hypnosis didnt work?

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