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euphorbia
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Question Ideal jobs for asylumates as told by you.

List which jobs/careers you think are best suited for which asylum members.

I have started my list, I'm going to do mine mostly at once a bit later, but I figured Id start the thread.


(mock elections could be fun too hmmm...)

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crazy_wacky
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ISP Support Technicians.

Most definitely.

*edit cuz I can't spell ISP.

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The Buried Life
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Pornstar Test Subject (i.e. somehow who "checks out" wannabe pornstars...)


Realistically, I have no idea...

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euphorbia
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I think we could get Goatboy a spot on the Howard Stern show.

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karen
aging hipster

Registered: Jul 2000
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Bunkum: Restaurant Critic
Chelle: Massage Therapist
U4B: owning a specialty candle shop or something like that
Avondale: Male Escort
GFY!: Evil Clown
JEB: Southern Baptist Preacher
Joey: Phone Operator
PMG: Phone SEX Operator
Fiend and SP: Owning or working in a video game store(a la Gord)
Goatboy: Director of Operations at a Child Welfare and Protection Centre
Smug: Physics Professor
Brad: Screenwriter
Splat: Director ("right on guys! You move your hands just like youre doing! you betcha!")
MstrG: Model Scout

Ill do more later.

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skalie
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I always pictured you as a housewife euphorbia.

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euphorbia
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JEB: President of the United States Of America

PMG: artist

Fiend: Owner of a brewery

Cal: national park warden

Goatboy: spot on the Howard Stern show

Smug: Lab Scientist

MstrG: Sex Counselor

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Chamber Of Opinion
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TBL would be a great test subject for the ergonomic effects of computer chairs.

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JEB: President of the Confederate States of America. Amen

Goatboy: Youth Minister

Phil: clerk in an adult bookstore

bunkum: exactly what she does now. delightful.

Mord: my houseboy

Dingle: Mord's houseboy

Kuglo: Dingle's bitchboy

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quote:
Originally posted by karen

Avondale: Male Escort



haha,. HELL YES

karen is cool in my books

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by karen

Joey: Phone Operator
How... tame

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FunkaY
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Registered: Nov 2000
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Inky - The next Oprah

Fiend - Beer tester

Rizz - Kiddie horror book writer

Karen - Radio psychologist

czech - chef

Chelle - Agony aunt columnist

Deadpool - model

GFY = Jester

I dont fucking KNOW gah.

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nymbus
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Chelle: phone sex operator
MstrG: private investigator (he sees all)
Joeycat: professional dominatrix
WastedP: Host of Jeopardy
Smug: Politician (cause he knows everything)
Mordecai: Stripper
Mugtoe: Official recruiter for the Gay Rights Movement
Goatboy: Dating advice columnist
Nute: Camp counselor (he's so enthusiastic)
Charo: prison warden
Scatmonkey: Newest Subway (the chain) spokesperson
Phil: Witness Relocation Program - setting people up with new identities
Pmg: Anatomy teacher
Bnb: Botanist

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haha! I like both of my suggestions so far! Perhaps I could do both?

CAL: adventure trail guide (like those crazy 4 week tours on the Amazon)

JEB: a professor of law and common sense

MstrG: the leader of a conservative watchdog organization

Dingle: a porn website admin

JoeyCat: either the owner of an upper-scale clothing shop or the owner of a fabulous tour agency

karen: the owner of a music store that features live acts

Mugtoe: a rare books dealer

Mordecai: a pilot (dunno why, it just occured to me)

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Deadpool
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quote:
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Deadpool - model

SHhhh...
anyways,
Funkay = My Queen

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Kuglo - TV evangelist
Fiend - Gaming magazine columnist
MstrG - CEO of some company
Morgasm - sex phone operator and my Official Bed Warmer
Mordecai - professional wrestler
Phil - politician
Czech - giant (everyone needs a giant)

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quote:
Originally posted by Chamber Of Opinion
TBL would be a great test subject for the ergonomic effects of computer chairs.



Chamber: Goatse.cx Pop-up Hell site webmaster.

Karen: Penthouse Sex Advice Columnist...

Thaddeus: Guy Who Sells Tool-kits for 5 Bucks on the Street...

don't really know the rest of you...

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Indi - Secretary of Defense
Lucas - pro bike racer
Goatboy - midget wrestling promoter
Mord - travel 'companion' / escort
Venus - hockey scout
PMG - dom
MrG - dungeon owner
BnB - Watermelon's personal.. erm.. assistant

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quote:
Originally posted by lunacy13
BnB: Botanist


hehehehehe

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pj
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hmmmm

Phil=leader of the opposition
Czech=wrestler
uj=secret agent/infiltrator of mexican drug cartels
euphorbia=president
smug git=keyboard tester
Goatboy=Jedi Master of the dating world
MstrG='big brother'
Dingle=cannon fodder
Paint Chips= deoderent test subject (if it works on him it will work on anything)

thats all i can think off right now.

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quote:
Originally posted by prozacjones
Phil=leader of the opposition


hmmmm so now I look like IDS? Fucking marvellous. I will have to go razor my head just to be in keeping with the bald headed twat now.

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quote:
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BnB - Watermelon's personal.. erm.. assistant


Wonder is she tastes like she smells.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sabine

Venus - hockey scout


I think I could deal with that.

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quote:
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hmmmm so now I look like IDS? Fucking marvellous. I will have to go razor my head just to be in keeping with the bald headed twat now.



i didnt specifically meant that you were a tory, far from it. it just you always think you know better. just like the opposition always do.

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