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wonderaz
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Registered: Jul 2000
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New Standards of Conduct at Asylum

Due to the fact that most all of you have little value on this planet other than as a substuitute for chicken nuggets, there is now a new level of standards of conduct in the forums.

Earlier today I went into the secret Admin chat and had a meeting.
Actually, I fucked up and wound up in some obscure irc area and was in some room all by myself but I decided since I was lost to go ahead and have an official meeting anyway.
THe topic was conduct in the forum and was going along quite well until I realized that I needed to fill in for Paint and argue inanely for a while.
The argument got quit heated and I finally had to put myself on ignore just to shut me the fuck up, like we have to do to Paint all the time. This, of course, effectively ended the meeting but not before a quorum was reached on instituting the new standards.

To comply with the new standards you all must take the old standards and lower them two notches.
I expect this to be done by everyone by no later than 8 pm MST today.

Also, fyi, this new policy has moved the Doomsday Clock foreward one second. You may wish to get to work on a bomb shelter.

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ItsJustLogan
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Registered: Aug 2000
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fuck off, geezer

*complies*

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euphorbia
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I think we should start a virtual pub thing like on like friday nights where the people with cams and no where to go all meet up in ivisit and drink (if they are of age or what ever) and act like fools.
It could be fun, we can make it a tradition

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karen
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done. and done.

will there be a quiz later?

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MstrG
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No, just an inspection.

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karen
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full body cavity?

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Chamber Of Opinion
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Registered: Mar 2002
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*undoes pants and tears the arms off of shirt*

I'm well on my way to lowering my standards. Just need to find some mustard to complete my wife-beater shirt.

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Princess_Chelle
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Registered: Aug 2000
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does this mean we get to have cyber sekz0r now wonder???




*swoons*

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pj
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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
I think we should start a virtual pub thing like on like friday nights where the people with cams and no where to go all meet up in ivisit and drink (if they are of age or what ever) and act like fools.
It could be fun, we can make it a tradition



yeah and i should have a cam by next friday!!!!!


YAY ME !!!! :glasses: :+:

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euphorbia
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quote:
Originally posted by prozacjones


yeah and i should have a cam by next friday!!!!!


YAY ME !!!! :glasses: :+:



Cool Ill bethere
Me and Chantrea did a couple shots together last night before she had to go help someone out. It was pretty fun.
I think it would fun to get a group.
Hope to see you friday

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philjit
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quote:
Originally posted by prozacjones
yeah and i should have a cam by next friday!!!!!


Houston? The EGO has landed!

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wonderaz
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Dingle says that unless there is scat or some sort of self mutilation, the cam fest won't reflect the true quality of the site.

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euphorbia
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Dingle says that unless there is scat or some sort of self mutilation, the cam fest won't reflect the true quality of the site.


We can feed Phil some Taco Bell and make him drink tequila, tell him jokes and demand a crotch cam from him...

VIOLA!

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philjit
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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
We can feed Phil some Taco Bell and make him drink tequila, tell him jokes and demand a crotch cam from him...


hahahahaha crotch cam! w00t!

quote:
VIOLA!



Actually I play the violin but you were close!

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Pinecrika
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Why should anyone wait till Friday to act like a fool? Some of my best foolish moments have been enacted with no regard for the time of week. That makes for a better fool.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Why should anyone wait till Friday to act like a fool? Some of my best foolish moments have been enacted with no regard for the time of week. That makes for a better fool.

He's got a point.

Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Registered: Oct 2000
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I've never acted foolish.

(You see, I don't have to act!)

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pj
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quote:
Originally posted by Phil


Houston? The EGO has landed!




no it hasnt im still in London, if that is the ego you are talking about. where were you when your school was teaching geography?

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Paint CHiPs
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For claiming to have invented humor, you limeys sure do suck at it.

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pj
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its called sarcasm not humour. and its something that you merkins havent fully understood yet, im sure you will soon though,

have a nice day.

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euphorbia
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Red face

quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
For claiming to have invented humor



what? really?

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Oracular_Jinx
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quote:
Originally posted by Phil


Actually I play the violin but you were close!



I play the viola... We're halfway to having a quartet. Rock.

Actually, I thought the Friday night thing was understood/implied. If I have nobody to go out with here, I end up in chat/ivisit most of the time having a couple of beers anyway

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