Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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having failed to get back with my ex, and with my social life currently maxing out (its time i quit this bloody nightshift position) i've decided to get me a wife........online.


i really fancy this bit of fluff. in fact, i think i'm in love with her. yes, i know i'm in love with her.



ERIKA


this one might do for some 'bit on the side'.



VALENTINA


that ass is made for spanking, yum !!



(i love the fact that she felt it necessary to take a picture of herself from the back)


anyway, i'm back off to http://www.jerak-online.com/ to check out the prospects (from page 1 or 2 only), but i lay claim to ERIKA so, dont be getting any ideas. ok?

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Valentina. She looks hotter.

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valentina looks like a ho.
pick the first one.

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i think by 'pretty' she means, can i offer her the chance of a british passport.

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How about Antoanela http://www.jerak-online.com/0568.htm
Iulia http://www.jerak-online.com/0405.htm
Mihaela http://www.jerak-online.com/0270.htm
or Cornelia http://www.jerak-online.com/0293.htm

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Valentina lists her only language as English. after reading what she had to say i find it really scary that it's her only language.

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Eujay,

I just have one word to say to you . . .

DON'T.

Amen.

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart
stuff

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but like the Murphys you're not bitter

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Originally posted by Phil
*limeylise*

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Bitter? BITTER?

Naaah


Amen.

p.s. Just tell 'em "Murphy sentcha."

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Erika!

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Don't kick until yer spurred.

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funny stuff

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a comeback would never quite hit the spot however good it was. I am humbled

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what does 1.75 equate to in feet and inches? something tells me that uj is too short for his bride of choice!!!

she also wanted someone pretty...........

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Originally posted by prozacjones
what does 1.75 equate to in feet and inches? something tells me that uj is too short for his bride of choice!!!

she also wanted someone pretty...........

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look dont get in a sulk about it you stroppy little yid!!!!
im too short for her as well.
just because you support a shit football team.........

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You are one sad... sad cunt UJ.

I'm going to hit you with a big stick when I next see you.

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK
You are one sad... sad cunt UJ.

I'm going to hit you with a big stick when I next see you.

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I was gonna say something about how worn out these girls look, but...

well



hello

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what I want to know is why is it that all the hot girls in romania feel the need to put themselves on an online meat market in order to get married? did I miss something in geography class? should I go to romania? could I be a stallion among pintos there? the only women who put themselves online for marrige here in the US are chicks in jail (this is where I would put that jail babes link if I have the energy to go find that site again)

btw: 1.75 meters in height is about 5'10 .. if you don't equal that, UJ, I would be willing to fill in for you as far as erika is concerned. you can visit her on the first and fourth tuesday of every month, and will only be required to pay a one time fee of $200. I'll even set you up with some elevation shoes (you can leave them in my closet as to avoid any embaressing 'forgot my shoes in the UK' incidents. better yet .. you get the spanking one and we can trade off every now and then. weekly, monthly, semi-annualy .. you pick.

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it's because they WANT TO GET OUT OF ROMANIA.

sheeit, would you wanna live there?

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why is it only chicks put themselves up for urm.. sale on the internet?
why aren't there any cute brazilian boys for me to import?

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Originally posted by Sabine
why is it only chicks put themselves up for urm.. sale on the internet?
why aren't there any cute brazilian boys for me to import?

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ok im not cute,
im not brazilian,
but im willing to be imported...............

hmmmm......should i put a for sale thread up????

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Registered: Aug 2000
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sorry dude all the ones you posted were skanky

this one is the bestest outa the whole site (dmoon beat me to it, im glad he has good taste)

http://www.jerak-online.com/0569.htm

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Originally posted by Cynical Apparition
sorry dude all the ones you posted were skanky

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