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NEWS: "Controlled Bandwidth Rape" by Dingle

Controlled Bandwidth Rape

For all you image-hosting impaired, we now have a public image bin.

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/asylum_images.php

It should be pretty straight-forward. Upload your image then consider it hosted. Some things to note:


  • We will not host pornography of ANY KIND! If you upload pornography you will lose your access to the image bin. Bewbie pics are ok assuming the subject is of legal age (that's art, not pron)

  • Do not upload copyrighted images.

  • Do not upload depictions of illegal activities, or images that are considered illegal

  • Maximum image size is 100k

  • No hotlinking! These images are for display on asylumnation.com only. This is programmatically enforced, if you try to link an image from a different server you will get a picture of a sexy brunette in a bathing suit scolding you for hotlinking.

  • You can only upload .gif, .jpg and .jpeg images



There is no limit to how many images you can upload (at this time at least). In fact, you are encouraged to use the feature in picture threads so we don't end up with a bunch of red x's when your hosting account goes kaputz.

IMAGE NAMES - When you upload an image, you will be asked to name it. This is not the filename of the pic, it is a title for the pic, what you want to refer to it as. This must be alpha-numeric, non-alpha-numeric characters will be converted to underscores (_). The name must also be unique, no two images can have the same name. You can then easily insert the image into a post using the following code: <~imagename~>
For example, if i upload an image named 'pic_of_my_ass' I can insert it into a post by typing <~pic_of_my_ass~>.

Also, anyone can view or use your images, but only you can delete your images.

That is all.

Love,

Dingle Sphitz


[edit]
-also, image names must be 3 characters long. if it is less it will be made 3 characters by adding underscores (_)
-you can also sort the image list by clicking the column titles. click it twice to reverse the order. you can view only your images by clicking the 'yours' link at the bottom.

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this makes me giggle like a little school girl.

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right on

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Rule.

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so... what if I wanted to put a pic of me doing porn?

could I do that...? even though it's porn, it is ME, A MEMBER OF THIS SITE!

would that be ok?

not that I'm planning on doing anything mind you.

just wondering....

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Nice one :+:

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Damn....
The only pictures I post are pr0n or illegal....

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This is pretty neat, dingle. But, does this mean people hosted on the server no longer can use their accounts?

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Re: NEWS: "Controlled Bandwidth Rape" by Dingle

quote:
Originally posted by T H E A S Y L U M


  • Bewbie pics are ok assuming the subject is of legal age (that's art, not pron)





uh huh...


...whatever, as long as I get to see some boobs...

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quote:
Originally posted by shyloh
This is pretty neat, dingle. But, does this mean people hosted on the server no longer can use their accounts?


what huh?

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Just a thought: Why does Dingle have so many pictures of Mord's penis?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle


what huh?


N/m

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quote:
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This is pretty neat, dingle. But, does this mean people hosted on the server no longer can use their accounts?


Do you think that if I kiss lo-key, I can get free hosting?

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Cute. But the last time i checked, i wasn't the only one hosted on the server.

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quote:
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Do you think that if I kiss lo-key, I can get free hosting?


No, but if you blow me I can probably put your webcam up.

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