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J E B Stuart
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Oklahoma loves great Canadian wimmen!


Check her pedigree!

Amen.

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i thought...

oh, never mind

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i just saw that girls list of acomplishments.i think its time for a penis check

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i just saw that girls list of acomplishments.i think its time for a penis check

Naaah. She's a great gal. Is getting married pretty soon.

Amen.

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Hm, just a damn shame she ended up a too-sooner. Damn shame I say.

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Hm, just a damn shame she ended up a too-sooner. Damn shame I say.

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'nuff said.

Amen.

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oh lord, JEB. Yer steppin off in it now. My family is nothin but T-sips for the last 60 years or so. My grandad taught law there for 40 of those. Oxsan and Graymare both have degrees from it.

And the only thing I ever went to OK for that was worthwhile was a cockfight. Oh, and screwin that fatgirl on the boatramp at Lake Murray.

Friggin welfare state where the biggest bidness is the Girl Scout cookie factory in Marietta and the place where they make those awful Bama pies that don't go bad for 50 years.

Actually, I wonder if Bama is even still in bidness, or if we're eatin pies that really were made 50 years ago. Who would know the difference?

Oh, and you can keep Switzer.

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If I'd a known you had such Big Red blood coursin thru yer veins, I'd a held yer thinkin to be more suspect than I was previously the case. Gonna have to go back and re-evaluate all those posts for the insidious 3.2 influence. Lord, lord.

Just an aside, do you think they oughta start doin the TX-OU weekend in OK/TX on alternating years, or leave it in Dallas?

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oh lord, JEB. Yer steppin off in it now. . . .

And the only thing I ever went to OK for that was worthwhile was a cockfight. Oh, and screwin that fatgirl on the boatramp at Lake Murray. . . .

. . . Oh, and you can keep Switzer. . . .


I may be steppin' off it, but yer damn sure steppin' in it.


*Deamin' of Lake Murray, Muggie! XOXOXO -- Fluffy*

Damn right we'll keep Switzer. Y'all just be sure 'n' keep Jerry Jones, mkay? Coincidentally, I visited with him (Switzer) two nights ago. Good sumbitch, no foolin'.

Amen.

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. . . Just an aside, do you think they oughta start doin the TX-OU weekend in OK/TX on alternating years, or leave it in Dallas?

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AUSTIN, TX (Rooters) -- Delbert Gonzales and Terry "Tuffy" Thompson, high-ranking members of the State Of Texas Board Of Higher Education both voted to keep the annual OU/TEXAS Shootout in Dallas, rather than alternating it in Oklahoma. Thompson reportedly confided his main objection to rotating sites is over his concerns with Oklahoma's extradition treaty with the Albanian government. Texas has no such treaty with Albania and details on the numerous Albanian charges pending against Thompson were not yet available at press time.

Amen.

p.s. I'd leave it in Dallas. I'm not one who is easily persuaded to mess with tradition.

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A co-worker the other day asked me if it were true that Barry had screwed the wife of the A&M coach years back, and I didn't have a clue. Sounds like a good story. To a T-Sip that sounds like a diabolical coupling.

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....To a T-Sip that sounds like a diabolical coupling.

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A co-worker the other day asked me if it were true that Barry had screwed the wife of the A&M coach years back, and I didn't have a clue. . . .

I think you're thinkin' about this Aggie coach's wife, Fifi:



And, no, Switzer wasn't linked with her. Yer gittin' him mixed up with Fred Akers. His numerous trysts with Fifi are whut cost him his job.

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