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What Should I do?
Play Nerf basketball
Eat Dog shit
Sleep with my Pet Spider
Shoot myself with a nail gun in the foot
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stormydoctor
Gay homo sewing fag

Registered: Aug 2000
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Mother Fucker

I am so bored.

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karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NC
Posts: 16444

I, apparently, am the only one who cares for your safety and well-being.
Go play nerf-basketball.

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

(I'm still....)

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stormydoctor
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quote:
Originally posted by karen
I, apparently, am the only one who cares for your safety and well-being.
Go play nerf-basketball.

atleast someone loves me

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 36242

quote:
Originally posted by stormydoctor

at least someone loves me


Liberace, the patron saint of gay sewing homofags, loves you and is eagerly awaiting your arrival in heaven so that you can crochet him a new sac.

Use the nailgun unstintingly for Liberace!

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I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

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Bibrau
formerly Gen/illussion

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

hahahahahaha

nail guns are fun!

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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One of the contractors who comes to the lumber yard I work at recently shot himself with a nail gun in the back of his knee by accident. The worst parts for him? He was working on another employee of that lumber yard's house... and it was in the newspaper! At least he has a good reputation otherwise....

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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Fiend
Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10603

Please follow through your promise.

I expect pics

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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quote:
Originally posted by Vegas
One of the contractors who comes to the lumber yard I work at recently shot himself with a nail gun in the back of his knee by accident. The worst parts for him? He was working on another employee of that lumber yard's house... and it was in the newspaper! At least he has a good reputation otherwise....

If you think THAT'S bad,
then read
THIS.

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Trina
Chronic papercut

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
Posts: 1726

Breath mint?

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Chamber Of Opinion
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Hell.
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Nail guns are fun for the whole family.

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