mad 'all work and no play makes mad a dull boy' lucas
will not be able to attend due to geographical and financial impediments.
he will however break something in your name at the apropriate time. at precisly 6:00pm US eastern time (-5 hours GMT) on april 2nd 2002 he will remove a one half inch piece of graphite from his red retractable pencil and snap it into two almost even lenghts while whispering 'this one's for you man' quietly to himself.
and with that I wish you well. I know I've said this a few hundred times already but congratulations. this couldn't be happening to a better set of people. and while I would give my right arm to be there for the stag party (and the wedding proper), no one seems to want to trade me my right arm for a plane ticket to london. right arms must be in season this time of year.
you lit a fire deep inside
my passion for you cannot hide
your smile awakens deep in me
the joy of life that all can see
your presence in my heart is set
in stone it's cast, but yet
I seem to love you more each day
Forever, together, we will stay
Rizz-less is how I must go on
to tread the earth when life is gone
my naked feet beneath me burn
with thorns and stones at every turn
to you I raise a glass up high
a great bitch you have now, no-one deny
A season new will fall around
your life, your love will know no bound
In you I see the strength of King
forged between us with this ring
Our lives will lead the path of one
forever steadfast we will run
The symbols and cermonies of our love
will last untill we accend above
To walk the path of life with you
shall be the task that I'll hold true
From here on in my life is yours
through life's small hills and little chores
In perfect health I'll see you stay
Until your breath has gone away
If I give you this ring can I see ya tits again...?