Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

The Internet is host to many horrors and many delights.

On the pro side you have: Porn, midgets, midget porn, me, me in porn with midgets and beautiful skanks with low self esteem. Fantastic stuff, rich with culture, moist and dripping with good taste.

For the cons you have: morons, poo, poetry and midi files.

Now, I've seen a lot of nasty shit out there. Stuff that would make someone with a lesser unicorn heart swear off of computers for ever, but I always find myself opening that link to test myself - to find the limits of my taste.

It's never happened of course. I'm a double hard bastard. Takes a lot to gross me out. The nearest thing I can think of to make me cringe and scrabble for Alt-F4 is the midi.

The problem is I have a penchant for the midi. I have a couple of fucking 1st class midi files. I'm talking genius. Real talent. Chart busting stuff. Stuff I have to let you hear.

To this end I will share some of my rare collection of midi's with you, my invisible friends. And in return I expect midi gems both good and bad to be returned unto me, tenfold.

I'll start with the best.

This is the midi to beat all other midi's.

This is the benchmark, kids. This is what you have to beat.

Shaft

I know.

Wasn't it fucking great?

A taster from the pit of bad.

Rawk on, Deep Purple!

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35669

No midis from me, but as far as oddness goes, I have 'Satisfaction' by the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain I think. I like it, but I think that others may not like their skiffle-esque interpretation. They did a great version of 'Candy says' that I don't have any more, sadly.



But no hosting.

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