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urbanjunkie
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romance is dead?

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.

The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance.

I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.


As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass.

As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, 'Baaa'

and rejoined the flock.

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SocialParasite
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hahaha

Spending time in New Zealand?

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Daniel
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Mmm... Romance is Dead.

arg!

I thought the story was going to be about necrophilia. You got me all worked up for a sheep! Damn tease! :disgust:

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J E B Stuart
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Amen.

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Yikes! :/

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Oracular_Jinx
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Hey, did you actually write that? It was damn funny

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urbanjunkie
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i can not claim to have written that. but in this case, thats probably a good thing.

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Mordecai
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Damn, thats at least three good laughs today.

-m

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I laughed.

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