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morgasm
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Registered: Aug 2001
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Good news on the weight loss front.

Well- Its good/bad news-

I went to get some blood work done..It was a three hour test..They made me drink 16 fl oz of pure glucose (with cola flavor!) then took some blood once an hour...I think they took a total of one ounce or so....They tested it and it turns out that i'm either insulin or glucose intolerant..That's why i cant lose weight..despite the fact that I eat very well, and excersize a lot, my cells cant process the glucose/or insulin that i intake...so it gets stored as fat...bummer huh? The good news is that I'll be able to take meds for it that will help me process the glucose/insulin, and in turn lose weight....

It turns out that this problem can be in a lot of people..Having trouble losing that weight? try getting it tested..PM me for more info..

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Kayla
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i think i'm just fat.

heh

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Canibal
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How overweight are you though? would it work for someone who is like 300 lbs?

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Venus
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No, I really think my problem is lazyness.

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My problem is Pizza Pizza and Beer.

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Princess_Heather
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Isn't that called hypoglycemia?

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No, I really think my problem is lazyness.


What problem? you don't have a problem

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SocialParasite
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What problem? you don't have a problem




I've learned something, and I think I shall pass it on to you:

It's futile to tell a woman she's just fine the way she is. She'll either ignore it entirely, or think you're being patronising.

Just tell her she's a fat, slobbenly cunt and that you're thinking of fucking the busty 16-year-old babysitter.

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Hazard
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I've learned something, and I think I shall pass it on to you:

It's futile to tell a woman she's just fine the way she is. She'll either ignore it entirely, or think you're being patronising.

Just tell her she's a fat, slobbenly cunt and that you're thinking of fucking the busty 16-year-old babysitter.



You've learned how to get a woman to inflict severe pain on you?

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I've learned that no matter what you say to a woman it is ALWAYS followed by severe pain.

I'm hoping morgasm will prove me wrong, though.

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Mordecai
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Yeah, you're all a bunch of fat bitches, hit the gym already.

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The Wraith
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I've undergone a few of those glucose tolerance tests, myself. One was an 8 hour test (which means, 16 blood draws) and the other a 4 hour.

Let me tell you, after 6 or so draws from each arm...that needle starts to feel like a damn freight train driving into your veins. Painful.

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I've undergone a few of those glucose tolerance tests, myself. One was an 8 hour test (which means, 16 blood draws) and the other a 4 hour.

Let me tell you, after 6 or so draws from each arm...that needle starts to feel like a damn freight train driving into your veins. Painful.



Amen.

I had to sit through 21 needles when they tried to stick an IV in me once. It wasn't bad until about the fifth or sixth.

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Amen.

I had to sit through 21 needles when they tried to stick an IV in me once. It wasn't bad until about the fifth or sixth.




jesus JEB!
I would have told them to fuck off and get someone else to do it.. they obviously don't know what the hell they're doing if it takes that many tries.. either that are you have hard to reach veins.. the most I've LET someone poke me with an IV is 4 times.. and I was already in so much pain I just shoved them away..

I have blood tests I was supposed to get last week.. I'm avoiding them at all costs..

(in case you havn't caught on I have an extreme dislike of needles)

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What problem? you don't have a problem




Geaeslore, you're wonderful.

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Erinity
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You've learned how to get a woman to inflict severe pain on you?



You've accomplished this by becoming someone's bitch. :spin:

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Seriously, Morgasm, we talked about this last night. I told you about what I have, PCOS. Which the root of it is hyperinsuliminia. They've put me on a diabetic medicine and diet (which I do not follow well enough, I'm trying though) and I do have much more stability in my energy level and moods. Blood sugar dips can do a number on you. Keep me informed, we can compare notes.

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jesus JEB!
I would have told them to fuck off and get someone else to do it.. they obviously don't know what the hell they're doing if it takes that many tries.. either that are you have hard to reach veins.. the most I've LET someone poke me with an IV is 4 times.. and I was already in so much pain I just shoved them away..

I have blood tests I was supposed to get last week.. I'm avoiding them at all costs..

(in case you havn't caught on I have an extreme dislike of needles)



I have very slippery veins. My grandfather has the same problem.

Those 21 needles cost nearly 100 dollars all together.

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once i had pressurized air pushing sometype of medication directly through my skin and into my arm by something that resembles a 9mm pistol. but i've never had to be stabbed by 21 needles before. so i dunno what would be worse.

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If you judge "worse" by the duration of the experience: 21 needles.

If by terror just from looking at the aparatus: 9mm-thing.

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Seriously, Morgasm, we talked about this last night. I told you about what I have, PCOS. Which the root of it is hyperinsuliminia. They've put me on a diabetic medicine and diet (which I do not follow well enough, I'm trying though) and I do have much more stability in my energy level and moods. Blood sugar dips can do a number on you. Keep me informed, we can compare notes.


i know this stuff pretty well too
my girlfriend has this and a whole bunch of other stuff related to it. she has all her diagnosis & treatments plus what she's been doing somewhere on the web - i don't have the link right now. if you're interested, let me know and i'll PM you the link...

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Well I don't know much about the condition and how ppl are talking about it it sounds like a lot of work, but it still must be exciting to know you're finally gonna lose the weight. We'll need lots of sexy swimsuit shots to show off your progress.

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Erinity
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Well I don't know much about the condition and how ppl are talking about it it sounds like a lot of work, but it still must be exciting to know you're finally gonna lose the weight. We'll need lots of sexy swimsuit shots to show off your progress.


It depends on what she has. If it is PCOS, which it doesn't seem to be, but could be related, even medication doesn't always help. I gave someone I care about hell yesterday for saying, 'How do people let themselves get that way?'

It's not always because you eat too much. Your body doesn't process food the way everyone's does, and the medicines that work for some don't work for others.

I hope they work for morgasm, and diagnosing it this young is GREAT for her, it will give them time to stop it before it gets too bad and to help prevent her from getting something like diabetes down the road.

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It depends on what she has. If it is PCOS, which it doesn't seem to be, but could be related, even medication doesn't always help. I gave someone I care about hell yesterday for saying, 'How do people let themselves get that way?'

It's not always because you eat too much. Your body doe