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Anyone have any?

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Ah, here I go again telling embarrassing stories. Ya know, I really hope none of my friends ever decide to look around here.

My freshman year. Probably 2-3 months into the first semister, still the baby of the school. I was in line at cafe in the lunch room, getting my drink. I chose to get one of those ICEE things, ya know the flavored slush stuff, and I grabbed the cup and put the lid on and started to fill the cup with slush. Well, something else must have caught my attention, because before I knew it the cup had overfilled, and slush was flying everywhere. It got on food, it got on the floor, it got on people. It was bad. I just stood there with this stupid look on my face unable to believe that had just happened.

So there ya go. Another smile brought to you by the resident klutz.

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I swallowed a live goldfish in the lab. Does that count?

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haha

Well one time I was joking around with some freinds. We where pretending to be these karate warriors and whatnot... I kicked at my freind and he grabbed my foot and tossed it in the air, which caused me to do a back flip and land on my head on the solid concrete floor. It knocked me out and I layed there for a few minutes. It made me late for class.

Another time I was running in the hallway pretending I was a football player, when someone reached out and poked me in the eye. The second the finger penetrated my eye, I passed out and started having seizures. That really sucked.

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I swallowed a live goldfish in the lab. Does that count?

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Well one time I had a premature ejaculation when I presented a paper in front of the class (they were all naked). But I hear that's perfectly normal.






















God... I don't know. I can't think of a single embarrassing thing that happened to me in high school. I never realized that before right now... it feels like I missed out on a cultural right-of-passage or something!

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Taste? I swallowed it live, as in whole, meaning I didn't chew it up and eat it. But at least we now know what happened to you.

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I went on a date with this guy named stormy and the whole school made fun of me

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Registered: Aug 2000
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actually to ruin my whole joke I do know stormy in real life and hes pretty cool even tho its been eons since i've seen him

hiya best bud!

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And I thought I was mean to the kid.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Stormydoctor,

I thought you were leaving, again. Why haven't you gone yet? Was the entire "fuck you" display just a ruse to prepare for the masking of your "rebirth" as this poorly spelled user? When can we anticipate your actual departure?

Oh, what a wonderous day it will be.

Registered: Oct 2001
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I guess she gave up on caff?

Mine happened before HS. I made an ass of myself in elementary school on a regular basis. One of the best ways, you are about to hear.

It was a very blustery January afternoon. Lunch was over, and we were forced to go outside, despite the cold. Well... We had gotten really smart. A few of us would sneak inside and hide in the bathroom, but the bathroom alone was not well-hidden enough. The three old nasty hags who were our "monitors" used to check to make sure people weren't loitering in the bathrooms. I think they wanted to kill us of hypothermia. So, we started hiding by standing in the locked stalls' toilets, and would talk to one another over the door. Genius, here, slipped one day, and kerplunk! My foot was in the toilet. That was pretty humiliating.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Am I odd for not being easily embarrassed? I can't think of a single REALLY embarrassing moment in my life. Maybe I just forget, who knows?

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Naw, I'm with ya on that one Rosh.

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my worst highschool experience could also be my best, depending on how you look at it.

i never went to highschool.

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Anorexia

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I can't remember anything that is particularly embarrassing to me. Some things might be embarrassing to others, but they were just rather silly to me at the time.

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As a senior I lost a bet that I couldnt hold a soph (Zach) over the edge of the Ag buildings 3rd floor balcony one handed for more than 5 minutes. That was a little disappointing

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i never really had any SUPER embarrassing moments. but i had a friend named greg, who was really sadistic, and did everything in his power to embarrass the hell out of everyone around him. all his friends were scared of him, because he'd always do something to embarrass us.

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I walked out of 2nd period one day and a pair of underwear fell out of my pantleg. The prick behind me picked them up and showed them to the entire hall way. THEY WERE MY MOMS! And they were really BIG and FRUMPY and STAINED!

This other time was on a mission trip to Alaska for church. We spent the night in Juno waiting for a ferry at this little church. My pastor was really slack and he gave us way more trust and freedom than we could respect. Everyone found a place to crash somewhere in the church. I found a sunday school room with this guy I had a little thing going on with. I was DEAD tired. I brushed my teeth and being thirsty drank a huge glass of water. I fell asleep as soon I zipped up the sleeping bag. Marcel had other ideas. I awoke to him on top of me with his hand moving toward my crotch. At that moment I noticed everything was wet. I pissed my fucking sleeping bag. Marcel grabbed into the warm wetness and immediately retracted his hand in disgust. I just layed there, petrified. I had never wet the bed before, ever, except maybe once when I was two. Right then one of the chaperone bitches busted in and flipped on the light. She told me to get up and find another room. I refused. She got all pissed and threatened to call my parents. I got up and she saw my wet jammies. I marched out of the room and spent the rest of the mission trip alone with no cock.

I farted once during my bar routine at the Districts gymnastics meet. It was loud and juicy and I started laughing harder and harder and eventually I couldn't control it anymore and fell down 1/2 way through the routine.

Maybe more later... I gots latin homework.

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I swear I saw PH at the bar the other night. Truly bizarre.

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I swear I saw PH at the bar the other night. Truly bizarre.

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Two beers.

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I dont really have anything embarrassing, but the worst was being kicked out(permanantly) not even months before I was supposed to graduate.

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