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Definitions

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?

A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !" wink2

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Definition of noise.

A: Two skeletons fuhqing on a tin roof using a tin-can as a condom.

I guess this is just not political enough to warrant a reply, so I'll run with it.

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CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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See if you can do it, read each line aloud;

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is Muppet cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top.

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Doesn't really work when you read "this is how to keep a cat muppet busy for forty seconds", now, does it? It must be nearing bed time.

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Fat woman in upside down airplane big crack up.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

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testicle: That string of unanswered questions on your ACT.

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