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Goodbye England's Crone,
so old and oh so brave
We loved to watch you on TV,
giving us a creaky wave.
Snaggle-toothed you smiled,
looking brave and true
Now you are up in heaven,
let's ignore how overdue.

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a candle in the rain
Sputtering, not going out,
just popping up again.
I would have liked to know you
but I was just one of the plebs
And invites went to racing folk
and Lords and Earls and debs.

Goodbye Gappy Gran,
so royal and such a trooper
You had the funds to drink yourself
into a total stupor.
In an alcoholic haze,
your perfect regal manner
Was bestowed on everyone,
except that bitch Diana.

And it seems to us you lived your life
disapproving of your kin
They got commoner and commoner
beneath your frozen grin
And your footsteps, always dainty
from having lots of hips
Your candle's burned so far beyond
when most grans cash their chips.

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why do you keep posting all the queen elizabeth stuff in seperate threads? wouldn't it make more sense to keep this all together?

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who died and made you God?

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morganas right. stop flexing your stupid limey ego.

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Isn't ego all you limey's have to flex????

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morganas right. stop flexing your stupid limey ego.

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i just asked a question, considering that you've been polluting the front page with threads concerning the same subject matter. i don't understand why you lashed out like this.

i thought spooky was dead?

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i don't understand why you lashed out like this.

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apparantly you don't think so. would you care to explain how you see your reactions in this thread?

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apparantly you don't think so. would you care to explain how you see your reactions in this thread?

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sure, caffeine. er, i mean, phil. misdirection works wonders when you come off the wrong way, doesn't it?

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sure, caffeine. er, i mean, phil. misdirection works wonders when you come off the wrong way, doesn't it?

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who died and made you God?

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It would be distasteful for you to say "Who died and made you queen?"

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Uh oh, Spooky's getting saucy.

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It would be distasteful for you to say "Who died and made you queen?"

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sure, caffeine. er, i mean, phil. misdirection works wonders when you come off the wrong way, doesn't it?

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attack? what insult did you perceive with that statement?

to put it simply: you respond quite frequently with clear and precise comments, then when those comments are questioned, you respond with a Caffeine (TM) response, which usually entails the reader to read through twice, engaging the help of both a dead languages handbook and a babelfish for translation.

it seems phil has found a taste for your style.

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For once in my life, I'm on Phil's side.

This stuff is laugh-out-loud funny. The more threads, the better.

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Queens are bad dressers.

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it seems phil has found a taste for your style.

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I believe I said it in the second post. Perhaps your babelfish isn't working all that well, but I said:

The is, confusing me with phil

That was the insult.
You "confused" me with phil.
Compared, actually.
How insulting!
Take it easy, and you're totally off. You also once claimed I would use my age as an excuse often...ly.

Come on.

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this clinches it for me.

Phil *is* Elton John.

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this clinches it for me...... Phil *is* Elton John.

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This thread is pretty fucking funny.

*makes drinks*

margarita anyone?

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Give it to me, baby

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