Registered: Jun 2001
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Not sure if this has been linked before ... apologies in advance if it has .. I looked around but couldnt find anything on it ....

just click on your favourite movie and see how depraved it was and and what level of corruption you were exposed to ....

I guess he didnt like FIGHT CLUB then ....

"The list of ignominy in this movie is so extensive that a summary without undue exclusion is at best difficult. But of the ignominies that can be grouped, there were at least 81 uses of the most foul of the foul words saturating a total of 106 uses of profanity with at least 28 uses of God's name in vain with and without the four letter expletive. There were *at least* 28 fights or beatings, several very graphic. And there was flash imagery of pornographic images, including male gender-specific anatomy."

..... woohoo yeah! ... give me some of that please!

Gawd bless America

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Thanks, that is pretty amusing stuff.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: VA
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check out the south park review :P i couldnt stop laughing

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oh man. this one is hilarious.

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/austinpowers.htm

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thats one funny website

(and that austinpowers write up is crazy)

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um... what?
Im not christian(or anything, for that matter), but when the hell did the peace sign become an "offense to god"?

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/dick.htm

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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Dogma received much love.

With the criteria he uses, I would love to see his review of The Ten Commandments.

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Cap is a hoot. Try emailing the guy. Assuming he responds, it's skewed logic at its best/worst.

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quote:

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CAP Final Score

Range of Possible Scores: zero to 100. The higher the score, the more acceptable the program. Mary Popins earned 100, American Psycho earned zero.

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I love how he/she/it can't stay through an entire film. Fucking weak bladder.

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Registered: Sep 2000
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Also, I wonder if he is going to go to hell for watching so many eeeeeeevil movies?

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FINDINGS / SCORING:

NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below may be likely, definitely when plural.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

dead bodies
graphic killings - ripping "lifeforce" out of human host
many attacks by multiple bizarre creatures
planning to overthrow
graphic deaths, some by squashing
pinning down by impalement
planning suicide by holding gun to head
"spirit" exiting body
tentacles penetrating body

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):

15 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
arrogance against lawful authority, risking lives
heavy dreamlike or nightmarish presence throughout
lie to cover failure

Sex/Homosexuality (S):

camera angle to force viewer on private areas of body
open mouth kissing

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

none noted

Offense to God (O)(2):

imagery of standing on water
"All life is from Gaia"
collecting "spirits"
"Spirit of the earth"
lengthy dialogue glorifying false god and belittling the righteous
"Everything has a spirit. Even the earth. ... You are returning to Gaia [dying]."
portrayal that an earth goddess may be injured
"I wish I could believe they're in a better place." -- a denial of the reality of eternity in Heaven
"Living spirit of an alien world."
glorification of Gaia with the powers of God

Murder/Suicide (M)(3):

none noted (all battle deaths are incorporated into Wanton Violence/Crime)


Yeah, I thought "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" was a bunch of Wiccan propoganda as well.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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i think i will use this system to actually find movies id like ot watch
just look for the low cap score, and high other score mmmm
natural born killers has a 7.25 i think im gonna watch that this weekend

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I like how biased they are when two movies have the same content. I.e. They trashed Harry Potter for promoting sorcery/wizardry, yet Lord of the Rings faired well because Tolkein admitted he had religious influences, while Rowlings did not...

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