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Goat
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The Tool Poll/Thread.

We should move the arguments about Tool here....

You either hate or love Tool. I really hate them, I think they're mediocre at best, and they're so full of themselves. When I saw a commercial for Lateralus, and went to school and saw about 10 or 20 people with Tool shirts, that pretty much did it for me. And like I said, Tool is mediocre, I didnt say they're horrible. I used to listen to Aenima every day after walking home from school, but then again, that was back when I liked Metallica, until they tried to sue me. Anyways, I just think theres better. And dont even bring A Perfect Circle into the Tool thread. A Perfect Circle isnt Tool. Theres only one person from Tool in it, and if you say that means Maynard = Tool, then I am indeed correct. They are full of themselves. Anyways, flame away, rabid bastards.

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I would say Tool is more on the side of attempting to create more and more hype for their albums and products. The long await for Lateralus made me want to weep, it was that bad. And now they're waiting ten long years...just to try and do a reunion show. That's the silliest thing I have ever heard. No one will care about them by then. I mean, come on...compared to AEnima, Lateralus is just generic. They've gone downhill, they know they have, and they've gone into hiding for a decade. Get over it. And as for A Perfect Circle, it was good because Maynard didn't write any of the music! If he had his way, it would have sucked also. And everyone seems to be screaming "Tapeworm is soon!"...Tapeworm has been around for a while. Most of the tracks have been recorded, they're probably just lying in Reznor's closet with the rest of his crack.

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just a few points here...

it's one thing to not like the music that an artist makes. music is a very interpretive experience, and some music just doesn't reach us the way other music does. and that's cool.

but to say that one of the reasons you don't like a band is because too many people wear their shirts is childish and smells of the selfsame elitism you claim the band has.

i like music for music's sake. i don't care if the band has 50 fans or 50,000 fans. it doesn't change the sound coming out of my speaker.

and the lone bard: you mean to tell me that the band is trying to sell cd's? man, what the fuck is this world coming to? of course they're hyping their music. any musician that says that they're not hyping themselves is a liar. you have to promote yourself to get heard.

last note on this subject...

you can say what you want about tool's music, and that's fine. again, your opinion and all that. but if you took the time to read some of the interviews with the band members, read the inserts to the cd's, and listen to the songs, you'd understand that tool is more honest about their self-promotion and portrayal than alot of bands out there. they're completely up front about what they're trying to do- make music and make money.



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I just dont see the big fucking deal. Tool is like a religion to some people. Its sad, really.

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and so it seems for you too, considering your obsessive hatred of the band. any time someone mentions the name, you're off biting on someone's ankles about it.

tool has obsessive fans...so does tori amos, britney spears, trent reznor, ricki martin, and a hundred other people. you want to talk obsessive? talk about madonna's fans. she's had to file over 30 restraining orders in the past fifteen years, two of which were served to people who had attempted to break into her house.

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I saw Tool at Ozzfest last year. Maynard James Keenan is a prick....but a clever, talented prick.
Their music is brilliant. Their image isn't.

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Okay. Me and LoneBard know someone called Chris. When Lateralus came out, Chris had to have an hour alone in his house, with candles, to listen to Tool. Thats fucking stupid, and scary.

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and your point is?

you're blaming the band for the idiotic things that their fans do? yeah, that makes sense...

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The fact that they are mediocre at best and people do this kind of thing is silly. Its the sign of a true brainwashed fiend.

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again: britney spears fans are the same way. i'm tired of bringing logic to the table. ten bitch points for you!!

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...I hate you. Why cant you just let me have my hate for Tool?

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Tool ain't special. I don't dislike them because they have lots of fans. I just dislike them because I really don't like their 'style' of music and in my 26 years on this planet I have seen bands/artists come and go, and Tool are just another one of those bands/artists. I doubt they're longivity. They are not Bowie, Floyd, U2, Madonna, Prince, Tony Bennett, Ozzy Osbourne, Aerosmith.... not yet at least. I don't think they will be around as long as any of those listed. On top of this, pj really likes them so its fun to say they are shit.

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On top of this, pj really likes them so its fun to say they are shit.



I concur, Spooky.

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Tool? I think I have a cd and a TAPE (wow. When I have kids, they're going to know I'm old if I say that). I had undertow and... opium I think. I still like the hidden track in Undertow.

"these are the cries of the carrots. you see, reverend maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them... it is... the HOLLOCAUST." Is this supposed to be funny? Even typing this, I can't help but smile. Would I buy another CD? No. Do I still think they're okay? Sure.

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Wow .. this repetative Tool thread is to becoming to the Asylum what the "How many times a day do you masturbate thread" is to the SPF .. it's like the staple diet of the music forum .. just go here to the previousTOOL fest and the result should be the same ..

I still think Neil Peart pisses all over Danny Carey ...

and lyrically Rush got there first

In the words of Pearts superior lyrics ... appropriately
"The more things change, the more they stay the same "

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Tool is okay, if you like pretentious, artsy farts drug induced music.

I loved "Aenima," but "Lateralus" left a sour taste in my mouth. Maynard can sing, but at times his lyrics have as much complexity as the angsty goth teen poetry that forces itself upon the interwebnet.

I dunno. I like 'em, but at the same time I hate 'em.

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Aerosmith?

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http://www.antipopvideos.com

Download the new video. Greatest ever. WHEEEEEEEE.

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Vegas
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I'm not one of the insane Tool fans that exists, though I do love their music. Go ahead, continue bashing them as if it will do any good whatsoever. To me their music is far above most of the crap in the mainstream nowadays in every aspect. To their fans it's great. I mean, look at some of the bands Phil listed. Pink Floyd put out 1 masterpiece, 2 great albums, and from the Wall on it wasn't very impressive at all. Bowie has put out lots of crap through the years along with some great albums. Madonna and Prince, whatever on that one. Ozzy, as good as he is, has never put out a masterpiece album. Aerosmith hasn't put out a new album since Pump, it's all sounded the same or worse.

All just my opinion. Bye bye.

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Tool is pop/rock. I dont like pop. Just my opinion. Bye bye.

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Ozzy, as good as he is, has never put out a masterpiece album.




Black Sabbath's first album wasn't a masterpiece?

In terms of staying power, from borstal, to lunching at the White House, Ozzy deserves to be in the top ten.

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tool = pop? wow thats harsh

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Yeah. Pop = Popular = Tool. Pop/Rock. I dont like it. Not one bit, mister.

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