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oxsan
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Pretend for a moment you are Hillary

On my way to Taco Bell to get my Gorditas I heard on the radio that President William Jefferson Clinton was deep in negotiations with NBC to do a weekly late-night TV talk show . He is demanding a fee of $50 million for the the first 42 weeks. The show will be late night, "so that he can address mature subjects".

Simple question. If you were Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
looking forward to a run for the presidency in 2008 would you want your husband to complete these negotiations and be on TV for the next 42 weeks beginning in September?

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Postmodgirl
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I would doub't he'd be doing something without discussing this with her 1st (since this is so public and all).

She is eyeballing that office, and they are still married... and so.

yah, I bet she had to give it the green light

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J E B Stuart
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Oxsan, you know I like 'n' respect the hell outta ya. But, I've been tryin' fer the past 20-30 minutes to pretend I'm Hillary and I'm here t'tellya, it just ain't workin'. Fact is, my ass has started itchin', I've broke out in a rash all over m'belly, and I have terrible gas.

I think I need a doctor.

Amen.

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Paint CHiPs
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Fuck Hilary, I'm trying to imagine what the show itself would be like.

Man, I don't think I can stand any more Clinton.

Now if Bob Dole had a show, yeah I'd probably watch that.

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Princess_Heather
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I really don't think she has any leverage on his decisions what so ever.

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That's sexist and hilary would kick your ass around for sayin it.
And That I'd tune in for.

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GIRL FIGHT!
Glass of milk, table one!
Reow!

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She's just as crooked a lawyer as Bill is. There's at least one guy like him in every state house in the country. He's slimy, and she is too. She's no victim in Bill's life. She's using him as much as he's using everybody else. I have no use for either of em, regardless of their politics. They could both be right in line with my view on any political issue, and I'd still want nothin to do with either of em.

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hillary will kick bill's ass.. and he wont be allowed to do it,

If he does.. she will be attacking him with burning cigars.

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Mordecai
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Amen mugtoe. Preach on.

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Princess_Heather
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If she ran for president, I would vote for her. I think she should deliberately get caught with an intern under her desk eating her out.

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