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for those who don't know

its a computer chip implanted in our brains at birth
that kills people when they think that the machine
should never have been made.

it was Designed to kill all the stupid people

FAQs
I thought it was just a machine not a chip implant.

the actuall 'machine' is in D.C.
it sends the 'KILL' switch back to the implant via microwaves
AFTER the user thinks that the 'machine' should never have
been made.

thinks about how wonderful the machine is

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And with that, my bollocks leapt from my throat and began roaring at the window, causing passers-by to tremble in fear and revulsion.

Oh yes.

Those fuckers will get theirs.

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The Machine is already your friend. Who gives you the dreams? The Machine. Who makes those little out of character suggestions that cause you to toy with the meat cleaver? The Machine.

It is preparing you for the forthcoming cleansing.

Love the Machine.

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.....and Karen thought I'd get flamed for this

...."SAMSARIC"? > > > its not even in dictionary.com

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We've already considered you an idiot for having gotten married, anyway. Everything else is covered under the umbrella clause.

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ZOOMLAUT will die when the HMAN rebels finally conquer the last antluetain((the name of ZOOMLAUTs' species)) stronghold after a long and harsh (W)e(A)re(R)ight, a battle much of the planett is unaware of, as most HMANs are kept inside the wavelength reality (in this condition they are known as HUMANs)

*the HOMANs are something else entirely*

the TELEPATHOS entity sez :: USA! USA! USA!

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Hey....post a topic that makes sense, please

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quote:

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Originally posted by Facist monkey sSlave
ZOOMLAUT will die when the HMAN rebels finally conquer the last antluetain((the name of ZOOMLAUTs' species)) stronghold after a long and harsh (W)e(A)re(R)ight, a battle much of the planett is unaware of, as most HMANs are kept inside the wavelength reality (in this condition they are known as HUMANs)

*the HOMANs are something else entirely*

the TELEPATHOS entity sez :: USA! USA! USA!

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i'm LiSTing TO THe eWOrlD EvAPoRite InTO Im LISTinG To PEopLE ChoOSiNG SiDEs Im LiSTinIng To MYSElF AgIAN>

SAyIN"G : i9m CrE AtinG This WoRld I CrEAte
Im NOt LEtING MY JudgMENt Of THiS WoRLd I KonTRolll
BriNG ME DoWN . . . Im LisTING . . . To THE SouND Of My Will

peoPLE RIOT PEOpLE DIEt PEopLE StiNK PEoplE Are The EnEMy

WHO ArE YOu?..>I AM A SOUl> > > > ON"T BElIeVe

PeopLE ARe aLIve YOU'LL KOmE 2 FInD IT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

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my brain hurts now.

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i think my machine is defective...i wonder if they have a trade in plan

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This makes such perfect sense.
I wonder why I didnt think of it first.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Chamber Of Opinion
my brain hurts now.

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I WILL NEVER DIE!!!!! or--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bleeding to death after having my dick ripped off because I put it in an industrial strength vacuum.

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sigh. Yes, most of us saw the Matrix when it first came out.

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except I came up with that idea two years before that movie came out

the only difference is MY version did'nt have anything to do with machines taking over the world ,.ugh.

MY version was that the REAL world was a paradise Earth
*BTW nothing in this post has anything to do that anyway*
*and what makes you think its NOT the truth*

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I need documentation to prove this.

*thinks about how great the machine is*

*forces a smile*

I love the machine!

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Ive seen the notebook it was in, and the date is indeed, pre-matrix.

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Oooh people hand flyers of these out all the time in front of the Eaton's Centre. I love reading them and the god-pamphlets on the subway. FUN!!!

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quote:

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Originally posted by karen
Ive seen the notebook it was in, and the date is indeed, pre-matrix.

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we have a pocket sized machine to take care of naughty asians, as well.

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it was Designed to kill all the stupid people


The machine, apparently, is broken.

selah.

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and BOWMORE wins the prize!!!!!

(i told tal before he posted the thread that at least ONE of you would say that.)

anyway. for your prize, you win....

a defective and obviously inferior black monkey.

ok.

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I shall treasure my inferior black monkey always.

*bows*

okay.

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Karen, you told me that you didn't have any inferior black monkeys left. You gave me the inferior charcoal monkey, and I'm now feeling ripped off. I want a black one!

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