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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
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Question Who The Fuk Are You!?

OK new people.

Post a short bio Pleez... Tell Miz PMG everything.
all pertinant info, and a pic (of you) would help.

And if the rest of you wanna say something... meh go ahead.

and who am I you may ask?...

I am the forum basket weaver.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15130

I gets da mad chicks.

Or is it I gets da chicks mad?

Dammit, I need to figure this shit out.

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Ryoko!
heathen?

Registered: May 2002
Location: Where you live
Posts: 144

I don't have a picture, but i'm really ugly and fat.
I live in new hampshire and i throw tires for fun.
I came from Atforumz. i like it here, and I think this place is great.
I hae a vaginia.
Fastest Slug gave it to me for my birthday.
sometimes i play with it.
sometimes i just wonder why it smells so weird.

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opus
shhh,listen

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1386

quote:
Originally posted by Ryoko!
I don't have a picture, but i'm really ugly and fat.
.

Dont weasel in on my gimmick

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swingfly
sub-par circus freak

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Ljusdal, Sweden
Posts: 196

quote:
Originally posted by Ryoko!
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I hae a vaginia.
Fastest Slug gave it to me for my birthday.
sometimes i play with it.
sometimes i just wonder why it smells so weird.


Ever tried a bit o' the old hygiene?

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mechanicalbride
worship the flaw

Registered: May 2002
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don't mind me, im just an asshole

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

quote:
Originally posted by Ryoko!
I live in new hampshire and i throw tires for fun.


Just what the forum needs. Another asshole from New Hampshire.

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sketchy
honeyed ham

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: away from there
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I posted my bewbies back in January but never recieved a bewbie point. I still wonder why that is.

I drink far too much beer.

I fantasize about rubbing my breasts on the heads of fat balding men.

I look like this:

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Gulik
decay sera sera

Registered: Apr 2002
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May as well take this chance to introduce myself...

Been lurking for a little bit, came here when someone on spf suggested The Asylum to someone who posted something creative there and got flamed. Seems like an interesting place so far.

Perhaps between here and spf i can balance my need for lewd, disgusting pictures, flamewars and intelligent conversation.

No pics of me, sorry

Hrm well that was a pretty boring intro... maybe my next post will improve, try not to bite your nails in anticipation.


Edit. maybe if i ask for intelligent conversation, i should at least try to spell it right...

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CRSR
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
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you got some great eyes there sketchy....I regret missing the bewbs

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opus
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
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quote:
Originally posted by sketchy
I fantasize about rubbing my breasts on the heads of fat balding men.




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Dingle
Prison Rapemaster

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10231

quote:
Originally posted by sketchy
I posted my bewbies back in January


huh? bewbs? where? link? who are you? Registered: Dec 2001? Posts:19? bewbs? where? link? pic?

I'll give you bewbie points but i wanna see the goods.

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Dingle
Prison Rapemaster

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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quote:
Originally posted by Gulik
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hi. show your hairy man tits please. k?thx.bye!

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Princess_Heather
long gone

Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
Posts: 1800

I want some ass points...

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sketchy
honeyed ham

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: away from there
Posts: 33

I'll dig up the pic and post it again.


Here 'tis


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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
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quote:
I fantasize about rubbing my breasts on the heads of fat balding men.


Damn!

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sketchy
honeyed ham

Registered: Dec 2001
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Nice melon Mugtoe

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Princess_Heather
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OMG - I would do anything for some watermelon right now!

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
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quote:
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OMG - I would do anything for some watermelon right now!


anything?

somebody had to say it

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FastestSlug
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2002
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Talking

hi my name is chloe

no its not my real name

i am from massachusetts

i have a vagina i often play with

i will post a pic when i get around to it

i likey this forum and the peeps seem cool

if you dont like me blame morgana she gave me the link

oh and eat me!

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pj
Captain America

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
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quote:
Originally posted by FastestSlug


if you dont like me blame morgana she gave me the link




you know what they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.


just so you know, you're allowed to blame Morgana as well. it's a sport around here at the moment.

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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by FastestSlug

i have a vagina i often play with

i will post a pic when i get around to it




... good we don't often get vagina pics around here.

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shyloh
eien no sayonara

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
Posts: 3598

sketchy, your pics are all 404's

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bucket of karma
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2002
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hi, my name is melissa.
i like to eat cheese.
today is my birthday.
i am 22.
i live in new york city.
i like to kick pidgeons and tourists in my free time.
i too have a vagina.
but i dont so much like to play with it as i like other people to play with it.
im trying to go back to sleep so i can go out again tonight.
and i know chloes real name.

but its a secret.

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Fellatious Crumb
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Registered: Apr 2002
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My name is Bennett; I like to consider myself a writer because it's more reassuring than considering myself a worthless sack of crap who is literate. I like laughing at things, writing about them, and forcing other people to laugh with me by casting my horrible magic upon them.

--Fellatious Crumb--
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