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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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OK newbies, forum rules and regulations

ummmmm.....

wait... I have them here somewhere.

nooo that's a credit card bill.
Shit!!! I need to mail that in tomorrow.

Bitchin!!! I found my log book!!!!

Oh yeah...

Ummm....

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#1. Dont pick on D_I. He is fragile.

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

#2 If you need a balloon ride in Sedona, hire Wonder. The other guy may fly you into power lines.

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#3 Discussion of bodily functions gets Dingle excited. This is not a good idea.

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10152

#4. Don't step in the corners. Fiend pisses there.

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#5 Tool sucks. Robyn Hitchcock sucks. Asylum Street Spankers suck.

It is known.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2992

#6 Disscusion of Fight Club is strictly forbidden

and i mean the movie...not trying to sound like i'm quoting the movie...shit!

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19114

ummmmmm....

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Inside
#5 Tool sucks. Robyn Hitchcock sucks. Asylum Street Spankers suck.

It is known.



#7 Dead Inside is a dirty hippy (he's old too!)

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#8 Never show any bright shiny objects to Paint. He is a clepto.

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Dingle
Prison Rapemaster

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10229

#9 Avoid all karen threads, as they're guaranteed to be some ghey poll.

#10 You cannot use the phrase "ghey fagort" without including a copyright notice (Example: Paint CHiPs is a ghey fagort (© Dingle)

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

She gave me that prism fair and square!

Mmmmmm.....prisms.....

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Princess_Heather
long gone

Registered: Dec 2000
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#9 If you have ever consumed any water from the state of Florida, you are not eligible to participate in ANY polls.

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#10 Karen is a serial killer. Just waiting on the forensics to come back so it will stand up in court.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2992

#11 Threads like these are designed for increasing your post count

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#11 We always fuck up the rule numbers because we are drunk.

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#12 CRSR slurs when he is drunken and typing. Its funny but dosent happen that much anymore.

*kicks CRSR off wagon*

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urbanjunkie
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9826

#13 IoD is where its at

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Princess_Heather
long gone

Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
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#14 If you fart while logged into Asylum you MUST post "SAFETY!"

Or we'll all go doorknob on your ass...

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

#15 If you like white trash skank porn, check out UJ IoD threads. (I do!)

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

#16 UJ is a dirty Mexican or...a filthy limey/cypriot...smell the difference? Didnt think so.

He's got an eye for the skanks, though.

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FastestSlug
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2002
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*waits for someone to say something witty*


where is the naked guy when you need him?

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
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Posts: 26420

Leave Mord alone.

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pj
Captain America

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
Posts: 4420

#17 pj is the only one allowed to break rules 5&6 as all he ever does is talk about TOOl, and Fight Club.(if you believe the gossip that flies around this place)

guys rules are as follows
#1.don't talk about Fight Club
#2.don't talk about Fight Club
#3.if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
#4.One fight at a time fellas
#5.if the guy you are fighting taps out or goes limp, fights over.
#6. no shoes, no shirts.
*wakes up*
people keep asking me if i know Tyler Durden?

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Whatever.

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geaeslore
fallen mathlete

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2451

#18 be careful if you post anything at all mathematical, if I see it and it's wrong will go midevil on yo ass

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