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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
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Arrow the first and the last time

Never ever fucking again will I allow myself to be in that idiotic position again and its no ones fault but mine. The End.
Though I seem to have found a new friend in Mr Dickle
Thanks Jeb you rule!


Post things you have done but will never ever do again here ....

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Cruise Director
nobody special

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
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I rode the Big Shot on top of the Stratosphere in Vegas. I'm scared of heights. I did it at night. They took my glasses away so all I could see was blurry lights WAY down there.

Bad combination.

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urbanjunkie
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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cider. its the devils piss.

i can drink it like water, but it causes me to vomit. violently. i've promised myself, never again. that and foam partys.

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
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What is a foam party? Gotta say I can sympathise on the cider thing, while it doesn't make me puke, it gets me too drunk far too fast.

I was down in pheonix one time, found a place that sold $2 pitchers of cider. I drank 6. Bad idea.

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FastestSlug
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2002
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i will never ever just go to any hairdresser to get a highlite.

i am still recovering *sniffle* i am sorry tracy! ill never stray again!

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urbanjunkie
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Registered: Sep 2000
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typical foam party:




stinging eyes, drowning in foam. i thought i was gonna die. pathetic really.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
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I just don't wanna do any of it anymore.

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
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What the fuck? Who had that bright idea? what's the point of a foam party?

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urbanjunkie
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you know what. i have no idea. its suppose to be 'fun'. kinda ruins the whole point of going to a club and dancing.

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Mordecai
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I'd be pissed, that's gotta ruin your clothes.

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: sitting in the waiting room
Posts: 622

i'd like to never zip my zipper up and hit my penis again..if that's possible please..

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Martmaduke
Adorable Pussycat mreeow!

Registered: May 2002
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Yeah, reminds me of that afternoon I spent at work with my pants unzipped, for the love of god I wish someone had told me. Maybe no one noticed? At least I didn't get any complaints!

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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
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I jeapodised a friendship once quite badly. I don't intend to do that again.

On Foam Parties: I remember the first time I went to a foam party in Ibiza (back in the days before the place was overrun bt twats) it was cool.

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swingfly
sub-par circus freak

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Ljusdal, Sweden
Posts: 196

I will never, ever again comply when someone says: "Close your eyes and give me your hand".

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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quote:
Originally posted by Cruise Director
I rode the Big Shot . . . .

Heheheh! The Big Shot is the best ride goin'. I've been on it five times. Like so many things, though, the first was the best.

I love those pictures they take just at the moment of takeoff; mine looked like I had water on the brain.

In comparison, I've ridden the roller coaster just once. Not much to it.

Amen.

p.s. U4B, you're very welcome, m'dear.

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Skeet
barrel of fun

Registered: May 2001
Location: Kentucky
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I will never agrin throw a backhanded Whippet on hole 13 at Hobson Grove.

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Gulik
decay sera sera

Registered: Apr 2002
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I will never again bite an Akita

bit right through my ear... damn i loved that bastard... got cancer and put him to sleep in november

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Lu
The Crosseyed Avenger!!

Registered: Jan 2002
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Buy a Ford made after 1969.

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Use telephone wire to be tied to a bed when you are expecting your mother to visit.

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Read David Copperfield.

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Self-pierce

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Water ski in a thong bikini.

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Bet nude photos with your girlfriend instead of money.

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Use nair.

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...and foam parties kick ass... though I have never been to a club that held one..., most of mine have been through school events *giggles and snorts*

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