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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

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The Drug Calculator

How much are you spending on licit & illicit substances a year? This will add it up for you.

God, I spend way too much on cigarretts. I gotta quit.

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euphorbia
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is there supposed to be a link to something?

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urbanjunkie
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i think your supposed to hallucinate the link

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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

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If you've done enough of the illicit kind, you can hallucinate the link. If you're sober, here it is.

http://www.health.org/features/interact/calc/

My bad. Haven't finished my morning coffee yet. (They should include coffee in the calculator - caffeine is my favorite drug.)

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slight
long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
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Cool, I spend sweet fuck all. under $900 p/a and thats Australian $$ which is like $2.50 American. That means it's time to start doing more

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Princess_Heather
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You know, IF the druggies had finished school they would not need to use an internet site to compute simple multiplication...

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
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because you know no one who does drugs ever finishes school, they are all dropouts. Moronic little cuntlip.

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: sitting in the waiting room
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this is why you sell drugs

cause then you don't really have to pay for them

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Princess_Heather
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You said that Mord, not me...

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Mordecai
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Gosh yer right, you must be angel. now show us a picture of snatch again please, otherwise, fuck off.

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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I spend 3408.00 a year killing myself?!

*gags*

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brimstone
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according to this i spend 404.80 a month

4,857 a year

whoah heh, fuck this i need a beer...... after this one

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Paint CHiPs
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Fucking druggie. Yer killin' yerself, you know that right?

*preachs on*

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swingfly
sub-par circus freak

Registered: Mar 2002
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I spend about $1200 a year on drugs but soon it will only be $350. In March I decided that I will quit smoking on July 1st. :lights a cigarette:

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Mordecai
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Good luck.

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Good luck.

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Thanks, I guess. I won't need it though as I'm going sew my lips together

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

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I spend $0.

I'm good.

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AlterEgo
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Sheit nevermind it wasn't paying much attention...

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Martmaduke
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It's odd that they didn't put sugar on that list, as long as they are including cigarettes...

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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
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I prob spend less than 200 a year (and that is overestimating) on all the booz I drink.

and I don't buy drugs.

so

I'm good

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i am a poor motherfucker.

but i am mentally entertained.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
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my god.....*sob*

per month $636.00
per year $7632.00

i need to quit smoking.....$9.50 a pack!

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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

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$9.50 a pack? Where do you live?

And I thought the $4.30 a pack where I live was high!

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Dead_Inside
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
I spend 3408.00 a year killing myself?!


$6854.40

And that dosent include my 'huffing' expences.

Amateur.

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