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Shemale Midgets!!!
Midgets with Strap-Ons (Strap-on sold separately)
Robot Midgets!
Monkey / Midget Hybrids??
Elvis impersonator Midgets
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Goatboy
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Attack of the Midget Shemale Clones

A few of us are looking to start a Midget Farm and breed specialty midgets.

The trick I think is to find a niche market and monopolise it.

Your input will be taken on board and compiled by the bods at Gallop.

Anonymity is assured.

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brimstone
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MONKEY MIDGET FOLK

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Smug Git
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The advantage of clones will be that their identical appearance will enable the production of shemale midget incest porn.

We can use mord as breeding stock.

This idea is going to fly.

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scatmonkey
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Bring on the monkey/midgets. Fly my pretties, fly!!!!

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It's all about the SheMale Midgets. Anyone can do the Elvis Impersonating Midget thing... if you really want to specialize... Shemale Midgets are where it's at.

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Fiend
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I'll buy 1000 shares!!!

We are gonna bank with this idea!!!

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Sigmund Freud
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A little known fact is midgets can survive a fall from great heights.

We could drop them in cluster bombs and they would sodomize the enemy.

When they return to base they could fetch beers for the pilots.

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Goatboy
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It's raining Midgets, Halleluja! It's raining Midgets!

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A little known fact is midgets can survive a fall from great heights.

We could drop them in cluster bombs and they would sodomize the enemy.

When they return to base they could fetch beers for the pilots.



Everyone knows that the main advantage of midgets is that you can rest your beer on their head while they perform acts of fellatio.

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I thought this was COMMON knowledge...

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