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urbanjunkie
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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I don't feel very deserving of this in your presence

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Superstar thespian actress Gwyneth Paltrow – star of cinematic classics “Sliding Doors” and “Shallow Hal” -
will be accepting an honorary 5000th Post Whore Award on his behalf.





“Oh my god!!………*SOB*…… (deep breath)……5000 posts....Go UJ, I love you man ………(pauses, shakes head) I would like to say a few words on Urbans behalf……big-up god, jesus christ, the holy ghost……*SOB*…..UJ, you are so much better in bed than Brad Pitt was…..I love you UJ…..congratulations……Thank you, and God bless America”

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morgasm
nothing like the sun

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Berkeley, California
Posts: 830

congrats

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
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Posts: 26415

haha.

You still need to play merc again.

And, like, talk more in person.

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Frolicking Kitty Cat

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
Posts: 1981

Congratulations UJ ... youve actually got great taste in music .. and also comics from what I can see ... At least I know where I can get decent trance recommends from forumwise now ...

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
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youre my fave mexican on the board...glad youre around
here is to 5,000 more.

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Inky
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Posts: 6032

your dress is really ugly.


congrats, UJ

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
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Hail UJ!

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Princess_Heather
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Gwen makes me wet

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Fiend
batshit crazy

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Location: Bangor, ME
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She is pretty, but lordy a overrated actress.

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Princess_Heather
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I like Sandara Bullock the best.

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Congrats UJ!

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wonderaz
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Registered: Jul 2000
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You have welmed me once again.

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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

OH I am all emotional and shit for you!

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

americas #1 favrot Turk!

LONG LIVE TURBAN JUNKHEAD

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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
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I hate you tottenscum

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FuhQall
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quote:
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I like Sandara Bullock the best.
How about now?

Attachment: sbullock.jpg
This has been downloaded 73 time(s).

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
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Nice one, uj.

Please stop posting those poorly disguised feminist empowerment comics and post something that is really degrading to women.

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edgy and dull
on your knees, boy

Registered: May 2002
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Dude, your raver thread kept me laughing for fucking DAYS. I've never sent a link to as many people.

Keep it up.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
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Congrats, thanks for bringing a bit of Turkey to the forum.

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WastedPotential
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

hey, is this the thread where we can show appreciation for some of the far-out conspiracy tales he's posted? Or is this only for the comics and the technolectronic dance music stuff?

Easily my favorite UJ post.

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#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

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YAY, YAY, FOR U AND J !!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, UJ!!!

KEEP 'EM COMIN' !!!!!!


Your anonomous internet crazy person 'matey,
GFY!

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by WastedPotential


Easily my favorite UJ post.


From that post:

quote:

Great. Once more I look up to the sky and see God laughing at me. Smug git.



Even before I arrived at the site, he knew Me.

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