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On the brink of marriage, I am reviewing my former boyfriends, lovers, one night stands, etc. Figure this is the best time to review. I'm curious about yours.

1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?
2. Who was the best sex and why?
3. What was the best line said to you during sex?
4. How many one night stands have you had?
5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?
6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?
7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?
8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.
9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?
10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?
11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?
13. How many sexual partners have you had?
14. Name of your first ex and when that was.


1. Easy- Aloysius

2. Best sex was a one night stand, Thanksgiving 1993. I don't remember his name. (Damn, that's almost 10 years ago...shit!)

3. His name was T.Slocum, and after fucking for an hour without him having an orgasm, he said, "Now you know how I get my last name."

4. Less than 10 I think...I used to keep a list but I keep forgetting some. Some say "Guy from Houston" "Guy at Ramones concert"
5. My best friend's fiancee. She and I went to a Counting Crows/Live concert and had full out lesbo action. I wasn't invited to the wedding.

6. Menage a trois. One of the guys was living with a chick who was pregnant with his baby. She was asleep in the other bedroom. And there's been a couple of times when we switched partners.

7. I was a psycho ex-gf to my first love. 2 years of freaking out. I still dream about him. That was 1992-1995.

8. Troy Goza. Backstage in 6th grade during "A Christmas Carol." I felt like a slut. I loved it.

9. I was 14. His name was Blake. Now he's a bartender at a bar 3 minutes from my house.

10. 6th grade. I broke Nathan Dale's heart with Troy. (see 8) But when I was in a serious adult relationship (in fact I was pregnant), I played tonsil hockey with the bass player from a local band, and bumped nasties with a bartender named Steve.

11. When I was 17 I dated Steve, twice my age who videotaped our sex and took nekkid pics of me. He used part of the film in an art project but didn't show my face (because I was underage). He just filmed my handcuffed hands as I came while he went down on me. I had to get a fake ID to see the show.

12. Yes. (Steve) see 11. And I don't regret that at all. He taught me a lot.

13. I plead the fifth. I have a list but I forget a lot of names. Ballpark...37? HEY I'm 28....does that mean I'm a slut?

14. Chris Gonzales, 5th grade.

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How come you didn't answer the questions you were asking yourself at the time you were typing them out and can we all come to the wedding?

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1. Olwen

Yes, you're a slut.

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On the brink of marriage, I am reviewing my former boyfriends, lovers, one night stands, etc. Figure this is the best time to review . . . .

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?

Haven't had any stranged named people.

2. Who was the best sex and why?

The last girl because, she was ummm, better.

3. What was the best line said to you during sex?

I can't really think of any good conversations I've had while getting laid.

4. How many one night stands have you had?

None.

5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?

Regret is stupid.

6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?

Nope.

7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?

Victim yes.

8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.

This girl named Christy. We kissed, it really happened.

9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?

I was 15. It was Anne, I'm sure you know her.

10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?

I don't cheat, never have.

11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?

3ish years.

12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?

No.

13. How many sexual partners have you had?

Three.

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JEB...nah, I love my fiancee, and I can't help thinking about the what-ifs. And it's not really an extensive project for me, just a fun pastime. Do you think that's wrong? Why?

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OK, I'm bored and Skeet made the copy and paste easy.

1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?

A male dog called Joy, but sex wasn't involved.

2. Who was the best sex and why?

My SO, I think it's the long legs.

3. What was the best line said to you during sex?

Fuck me

4. How many one night stands have you had?

More than 10 less then 100

5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?

The one where the one night stand woke up with no memory and a hangover accused my best friend of rape and just got talked out of calling the local bike gang in search of revenge.

6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?

Yep.

7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?

Nope

8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.

Spin the bottle, girl called Janine used a lot of tongue, I thought that that was the way to do it for a while, got the reputation of being "all tongue" at pre-pubescent spin the bottle parties.

9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?

While I was at school to a schoolgirl with very high moral standards (it took months of foreplay)

10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?

Sonya

11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?

10 years

12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?

Probably and no, married people usually aren't lovers anyway.

13. How many sexual partners have you had?

More than 10, less than 100.

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?
Ummm, no strange ones sadly.

2. Who was the best sex and why?
Kim, the latest one, because she's been the only one I've really liked/loved. The rest were all one night things with one exception.

3. What was the best line said to you during sex?
"You are a God"

4. How many one night stands have you had?
Hmmmm, 4-5?

5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?
My first one. I was just desperate to lose my virginity, and when we were done, I was covered in blood from the waist down. I didn't even get to come.

6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?
Me and my best friend hooked up with a girl at the same time once. I was playing with her pussy, while he got her tits, and then she jerked us both off. Unfortunately, he had to leave, and only I got to have sex with her. Very Hot.

7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?
Nope, neither.

8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.
Tara, in 8th grade maybe? I don't really remember much about it at all.

9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?
Kristin, the summer after 10th grade, in some poor man's backyard off the bike path. I got started in my exhibitionism early

10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?
God, I cheated on all my gf's in HS, so I can't even begin to answer that.

11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
Hmmm, prob the current one, three years.

12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?
Nope.

13. How many sexual partners have you had?
I want to say Seven....hold on a sec...yea, I guess..

14. Name of your first ex and when that was.
Tara, in fifth grade.

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JEB...nah, I love my fiancee, and I can't help thinking about the what-ifs. And it's not really an extensive project for me, just a fun pastime. Do you think that's wrong? Why?

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?
Fuji.. or Munk.. (nick names)
2. Who was the best sex and why?
when I was in love for the first (and only) time.. when it was fresh and innocent and honest..
3. What was the best line said to you during sex?
"I own you.. this body? mine.. only mine"
4. How many one night stands have you had?
a few
5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?
Fuji
6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?
no
7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?
hmm.. does having someone stalk you at work.. banging on the glass because your boss locked him out.. prank calling you.. or getting on their knees and clinging to my legs and screaming at me in a parking lot count?
8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.
Charles Douglas.. hot.. popular.. older.. football player.. standing on the bridge at night over Walney Pond.. it was disgusting.
9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?
when I was 15.. one of my best friends.. Jeremy.. it sucked
10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?
Fuji
11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
15 years
12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?
yes.. no.. they were seperated (as am I now) I started sleeping with a friend once who was engaged.. with a baby.. I think THAT was wrong.. of both of us..
13. How many sexual partners have you had?
I don't really count.. less than edgy though
14. Name of your first ex and when that was.
Mark.. it began when I had just turned 16 and ended when I was 18

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?

I don't think I've had any strange names

2. Who was the best sex and why?

Steve. He picked up on what I really like fast....

3. What was the best line said to you during sex?

My mind went blank

4. How many one night stands have you had?

I dunno, does it count as a one night stand if you'd been friends with them before, and still friends after?

5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?

James, one of the maybe one night stands. I didn't really wanna do it, just didn't stop it. Wish I had.

6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?

Nope.

7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?

No

8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.

Jared. I was in 8th grade, he was a sophmore in highschool

9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?

To my ex husband about 3 months after we started dating. I was 17

10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?

Well, I kissed said ex husband while I was dating another guy. That's the one and only time.

11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?

8 years

12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?

No, and yes

13. How many sexual partners have you had?

6

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JEB - This is my first and last marriage. We talk a lot about out past lovers, bcause it makes our own relationship seem that much more right.

We don't go into details about our past sex lives, but we talk about our past because that made us who we are and somehow brought us together. What matters is that he is a wonderful lover now, and I'm glad we have enough trust to discuss our past sexcapades. I like to think of all the women that have loved him but I'm the one he wants for life. It's twisted selfishness, I know, but at least I am not feeling jealous, and neither is he. The past is the past and is a part of us, but right now and forever it's about US. (goddamn, that's sappy!)

It's not that I CAN'T stop thinking about my exes, but they've crossed my mind...you know, what kind of person I was THEN and how I am now, how good I have it, if you will.

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11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
15 years

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?
I do not name names. It's even more compelling with unique names because it's a dead cinch a common acquaintance would know whom I'm talking about.
2. Who was the best sex and why?
I've had far more than one "best sex".
3. What was the best line said to you during sex?
None come to mind as "best". Naughty talks is good.
4. How many one night stands have you had?
Numerous in years past.
5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?
Boy howdy. THAT'S a loaded question.
6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?
Yes.
7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?
No. Yes.
8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.
At church camp on the bridge over the creek. Gave me serious wood. Of course, I had serious wood almost 24/7 back then.
9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?
I was 19. That's all I'll say.
10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?
See answer to question #1, above.
11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
Approximately 35 years. She was older.
12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?
Yes. Yes.
13. How many sexual partners have you had?
Triple digits.
14. Name of your first ex and when that was.
I'm not sure what you mean by "ex". Wife? Girlfriend? Or girlfriend with whom you've been intimate?

Amen.

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1. What's the strangest name of anyone you've been with?
ummm...

2. Who was the best sex and why?
ummmm

3. What was the best line said to you during sex?
ummmm

4. How many one night stands have you had?
three.. i think

5. Which fuck do you regret the most and why?
one of the megans

6. Have you ever been in a menage a trois or orgy?
kinda

7. Have you ever been a psycho-ex or the victim of one?
victim...she stalked me for about 2 months afterwords

8. Who/when was your first french kiss? Tell me about it.
this grrl chrissy..we were sitting in my room watching the love connection....

9. When/to whom did you lose your virginity?
the first grrl i ever loved ..her name was amy

10. What was the name of the first person you cheated on your gf/bf with?
i don't remeber her name..and it really wasn't cheating

11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
3 years

12. Ever had an affair with a married person? Do you think it was wrong?
she had left her husband, but was still married by law..does the count?

13. How many sexual partners have you had?
to be honest i couldn't tell you...somewhere between 7 and 10

14. Name of your first ex and when that was.
my first ex what?

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i hate threads like these. i must be in for fun eventually

*waits more....*

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11. What was the biggest age difference between you and your lover?
Approximately 35 years. She was older.

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JEB- first girlfriend

And Venus..good question. Does it matter if you remained friends with a one night stand? Personally, I think it does matter. To me it's someone you just fucked for the hell of it and no baggage to wake up in the morning with. Just another naughty notch in your belt.

Goatboy or anyone else: define "slut". I'm 28 now, disease free, and monogamous. Had a few crazy years in college. I don't FEEL like a slut!

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Your mother?

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Not sure there is a set benchmark for slut. Perhaps I should write a paper on it.

Sleeping with more people than you have years might be a good place to start.

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Sleeping with more people than you have years might be a good place to start.

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