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Dingle
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hmmmm....

If cigarettes cost $4/pack, and theres a buy one get one free offer, and i buy it, does that mean I saved $4 or lost $4?

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It means you'll get lung cancer 3 months earlier than you would have.

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quote:
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It means you'll get lung cancer 3 months earlier than you would have.



stop teasing me

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
It means you'll get lung cancer 3 months earlier than you would have.


If 4 packs cut a year off a smoker's life, dingle would be dead already.

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quote:
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stop teasing me


What about emphysema then?

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*gets a hard on*...

go on...tell me more

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*gets a hard on*...

go on...tell me more

A hacking, persistent cough, with enormous phlegm explusion that goes on for years and years.

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*strokes my pack of menthols*...uh-huh...ohhh...more..more

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You will SIGNIFICANTLY reduce your levels of paraoxonase!

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Lu
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what the hell dingle, I thought you were quitting.


fucker.


YOU WILL LOSE MONEY!! LOOOOOOOSE!!

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
You will SIGNIFICANTLY reduce your levels of paraoxonase!


ohh god..ohh god...MORE ...*fingers my lighter*

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Dingle
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quote:
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what the hell dingle, I thought you were quitting.


fucker.


YOU WILL LOSE MONEY!! LOOOOOOOSE!!


i did for almost two weeks.


and now that i think about it i saved money because i would have bought them at regular price anyway had they not been on sale.

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If 4 packs cut a year off a smoker's life, dingle would be dead already.


If 4 packs cuts a year off, then my habit would be responsible for the demise of my great-great- great-great-great grandparents and everyone since then.

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there is not god but nicotine

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quote:
Originally posted by Lu
what the hell dingle, I thought you were quitting.


fucker.


YOU WILL LOSE MONEY!! LOOOOOOOSE!!

That's what I thought, too. Dingle's such a liar.

Seriously, when the doctor told dingle that his smoking was causing his persistently severe erectile dysfunction, I thought fer sure he'd quit then. But, he hasn't. Apparently, he loves his ciggies more'n he likes pussy.

Amen.

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quote:
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ohh god..ohh god...MORE ...*fingers my lighter*

You are also increasing the free radicals in your body which damage the tissues of the body, and are thought to stimulate the build up of fatty deposits in the arteries.

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*lights up* ohhh god your good

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*lights up* ohhh god your good

Thank you. Here, have another one!

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Dog Breath
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Hey, are those cigarettes flipping me off?

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Hey, are those cigarettes flipping me off?

NO!

I was!

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That's what I thought, too. Dingle's such a liar.

Seriously, when the doctor told dingle that his smoking was causing his persistently severe erectile dysfunction, I thought fer sure he'd quit then. But, he hasn't. Apparently, he loves his ciggies more'n he likes pussy.

Amen.


yeah, but if dingle could get a 2-for-1 special on $4 pussy, well, i don't think it's too tough to figure out what course of action the limp bizkit would take.

it's economics, dad.

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Danielle
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Have you seen the new anti smoking commercials? those are fucked up.

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hmm, i remember that chick.

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After nearly 15 years of dipping Copenhagen I've been chew free for two weeks(including 3 days of camping and partying over the long weekend...that was tough.)

I swear I'm gonna murder someone.

Wish me luck.

selah.

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. . . I swear I'm gonna murder someone. . . .

And Inky wants to see ya tomorrow. eh? This has possibilities . . . .

Amen.

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