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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
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tell me a secret

well?

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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I was once a man.
The secret is so were you.

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Fiend
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Registered: Jul 2000
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It's official. People want it in the butt.

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CAL
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
It's official. People want it in the butt.

Hmm, is that what "Steve" voted also? hehe...

Meshkins are teh funny...

CAL :cool2:

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grapefanta
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Registered: May 2002
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yay for butt lovin'

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Dog Breath
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Location: California
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It's all about the butt!

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
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Doin da butt, oh yeah, doin da butt.

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Postmodgirl
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Registered: Aug 2000
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putting the boogie in your butt! put put the boogie in your butt!

SING!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn YOUR BUTT
PUT THE BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT!

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jan 2001
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Nothing says Lov'in like sodomy from the earth children.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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I understand I have already voted in this poll.
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macker is the devil.

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Sigmund Freud
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Registered: Mar 2002
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The best thing about having an alter is you get two votes!

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Dead_Inside
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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Re: tell me a secret

I am currently breaking at least one Commandment.

Good thing I am an athiest.

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Dead_Inside
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Oh, and that poll is weak, but I wasn't hugged enough as a child.

My sister was such a prude.

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Dog Breath
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Registered: Jan 2001
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quote:
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Oh, and that poll is weak, but I wasn't hugged enough as a child.

My sister was such a prude.

Yea, I know! She wouldn't let me sodomize her without a condom! Sissy little bitch!

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Sabine
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quote:
Originally posted by Postmodgirl
putting the boogie in your butt! put put the boogie in your butt!

SING!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn YOUR BUTT
PUT THE BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT!

why do I imagine Jesus singing this?

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by Sabine

why do I imagine Jesus singing this?

bad drugs, get a new dealer.

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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quote:
Originally posted by Sabine

why do I imagine Jesus singing this?

Not sure, but I did too.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Sabine
why do I imagine Jesus singing this?

Jeebus 'n' PeeGeez favorite song together:

*Deep and wide,
Deep and wide,
There's a fountain flowing deep and wide,
Deep and wide,
Deep and wide,
There's a fountain flowing deep and wide.

*Be sure and sing with the hand gestures.

Amen.

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Sabine
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*shudders*
oh god JEB you have no idea what hideous bible school memories that song just brought back..

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BnB
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My only memories of church camp are of me corrupting nice young ladies.
I think I subconciously blocked all the rest.

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macker
Holy Me-el

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
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I am so not the devil :cry:

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

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I have no memories of church camp. I don't think ever went to one.

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Sabine
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oh.. I just meant sunday bible school.. which I attended EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY since I was in diapers.. then in my teens we hit the age for bible camp.. which for us was actually a work camp.. go figure.. our parents paid to have us work.. and pray.. and sing. we spent summers hammering tar paper and shingles and building houses.. and of course the songs.. the hideous songs! child labor and torture! *sobs quietly in the corner*

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Sabine
Ocean Phosphor

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how did butt fucking turn into memories of bible camp?
oh.. yeah.

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Peter_Torque
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Registered: May 2002
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Oh, you bet. We were Apostolic Pentecostals, one step removed from snake-handlers. We had to go every fucking night and twice on Sunday. Crazy shit. If you weren't writhing around on the carpet and barking gibberish at the top of your lungs four or five "brothers" and "sisters" would lay hands on your ass and hustle you up front for prayer, annointy-nointy and forehead-slapping in an effort to rid your soul of the debbil.

By the time I hit puberty I had been "saved" more times than a Baywatch extra. Then I got smart and just put on the show, using lyrics from Black Sabbath songs in my glossalia ("Gen'rals gathered in their masses just like witches at black masses evil minds that plot destruction sorcerer of death's construction...") getting beaver-shots in prayer circles (rare, with those long dresses, but doable) and learning to play bass, which was the only thing I learned in church that wound up paying off. I'm still a Pro Musician.

Went to Xtian summer camp, which was the first place I ever put my finger up a girl and got my dick sucked by a cabin-mate in the shower room when we snuck down there in the wee hours. I went to summer camp every year after that, with progressively perverted experiences.

I quit church entirely at 16 and have never been back. I started my own cult at 24, dedicated to the whims and moods of my rather oversize reproductive equipment and experimenting with any substance that could be smoked, drank, snorted or rubbed on the genitals.

Now I am the Grand Exalted Poobah, Most High Potenta