J E B Stuart
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Re: Wanna be successful in life?
quote: Originally posted by shyloh
Don't study your ass off for a final exam, and then get the time of the test mixed up, and miss the exam alltogether.
Just a little tip.
Have a nice day.
Heh. They say misery loves company, so I'll share this with ya ~
I had a final in Humanities set for 8:00 a.m. When I opened my eyes, my clock said 8:45 a.m. I woulda had a heart attack right then and there, except I was too busy throwin' on some clothes and runnin' up the hill to the classroom.
On the way up, I rehearsed several "explanations" to give my professor, hoping I could come up with one that'd persuade him to let me take the final, albeit late.
He was walking out the door when I arrived, huffing and puffing. He look at me and smiled, but before he could say anything, I said, "Mr. Seig. On the way up here, I went over several good stories, trying to decide which one to tell you in hopes that you'd excuse my tardiness and let me take the test. The truth is, however, I just flat out overslept."
He replied that if I'd told him anything else, he woulda flunked me. He let me take the test and I got an "A" for the course.
Amen.
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