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GoFuckYourselves!
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I was just wondering...

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Kayla
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Your post count is so high....your IQ is so low. Funny that

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that was actually almost funny. *laff*

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Mordecai
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Don't talk shit about my GFY, I'll kick you in the teeth.

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Kayla
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annnnd i was joking. thanks anyway though.

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rodney
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You rule, GFY.

You should speak more often.

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Princess_Heather
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/me feeds the birds Alka-Seltzer

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Lu
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Heather, that is cruel. I hate people who do that.... especially the ones that tie the Alca-Seltzer to the hook of a fishing pole, cast it up in the air in the middle of a large group of segals and then not only make them pop, but also hook them....

and speaking of segals.... everytime I go fishing in the bay I catch segals instead of fish... damn birds... everytime you cast out they catch the hook or get caught in the line..... they need to learn their place.

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Heather
/me feeds the birds Alka-Seltzer

"Princess_Heather feeds the birds Alka-Seltzer. Sunbathers get upset and leave beach."

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Princess_Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Lu
Heather, that is cruel. I hate people who do that.... especially the ones that tie the Alca-Seltzer to the hook of a fishing pole, cast it up in the air in the middle of a large group of segals and then not only make them pop, but also hook them....

and speaking of segals.... everytime I go fishing in the bay I catch segals instead of fish... damn birds... everytime you cast out they catch the hook or get caught in the line..... they need to learn their place.

/me feeds Lu Alka-Seltzer on a hook at the end of a line from a fishing pole.

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"Princess_Heather's dog, Seltzie, gets angry and jealous and demands his share of Alka-Seltzer also."

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FuhQall
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That's a Tasmanian Devil, not a dog silly.

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nymbus
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That's not Taz, Taz is brown and cute. Liar.

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BnB
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Picturing Lu foaming at the mouth is slightly erotic.
I think I'll go fake-my-funk now.

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That is a tasmanian devil.

gfy: gfy.

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Princess_Heather
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I just fed some to a crow, seriously. They've been removing the baby birds from thier parents' nests lately and then pecking them to death on our balcony.

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BnB
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Good girl.
Exploding Crows was my favorite band in college.

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Venus
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Heather, I hope someday someone feeds you something that makes you die.

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Goatboy
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I have a man-missile with her name on right here.

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Smug Git
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I am unsure that killing birds in that unpleasant a way is terribly cool, Heather.

You deserve to choke on goatboy's cock (and I wouldn't say that lightly, oh no).

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BnB
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So are you saying it would be better if she shot them?
Where's the fun in that?

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quote:
Originally posted by BnB
So are you saying it would be better if she shot them?
Where's the fun in that?

You would have to ask CAL, the stealthy hunter.

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Peter_Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by BnB
So are you saying it would be better if she shot them?
Where's the fun in that?

Damn straight. I live at the beach, and I have given this some thought. This calls for creative thinking. Go buy some compressed-air tanks from a dive shop, and hook up an acetylene torch to it instead of a regulator. (Get a roll of duct tape and some potatoes while you're out.)

Then get a N20 (nitrous oxide) tank from a racing shop (or steal one, saves paperwork and posing as a Medical-supply company droid) and a 10-foot length of 2" steel tubing. Rip the wires off your stereo speakers, place the ends across one opening of the tube so that there is an 1/8" gap between the ends of the wires, and duct-tape an electronic starter from a gas barbecue grill to the other end of the tube and wire it up.

You'll want a mixture of about 60% oxygen and 40% acetylene, and be sure to wear a Nomex Fireman's coat and William Shatner-approved fireproof goalie's mask. Then...

No wait, forget that. Get a couple of fish from PetCo, the cheaper the better, or an audio tape of Michael Bolton. Lay them out in the sun on your roof, fashioning some kind of cat/700 Club/ASPCA-proof enclosure. Around early July, when the Kiwanis Club starts selling fireworks, use an ice-scraper or the Bolton cassette to peel the rotted fish off the roof and wrap each one around a "Mega-fireball" (tell them I sent ya). Buy some extra fuse, you're gonna need it. Then set it out in the street, pop the tape in and crank the volume. That should attract the vermin (try this on Whidbey Island, you know what I mean) and seagulls in flocks. Then...

No, wait. I got a better idea... uh.. the Les Paulverizer? No, too expensive... The ohmygodgetthatfuckingthingawayfromme? No, that's illegal in all 50 states.... I'll get back to you.

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by Peter_Torque
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For lack of my own indecision you get WTF points for that.

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Princess_Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Venus
Heather, I hope someday someone feeds you something that makes you die.

I hope someday somebody snatches your children from their cribs, drops them and pecks them to death.

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Heather

I hope someday somebody snatches your children from their cribs, drops them and pecks them to death.

Crows gotta eat too.

Food chain might not be morally pleasing, but it has to be the way that it is.

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