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I will make you happy

May 20, 2002 -- Holy prophylactics! Women who have unprotected sex frequently are less likely to be depressed than those who do not, a new study claims.
Researchers at New York University say it's due to mood-changing chemicals that are transferred from the man.

Apparently, semen contains hormones and other chemicals that enter a woman's bloodstream and may act like an antidepressant.

The team of psychologists from the university logged the sexual activities and depression scores of 300 women. They found women who had sex without condoms were less depressed than both women who had protected sex and women who abstained.

They also discovered women who had unprotected sex became more depressed the longer they went without sex.

Women having unprotected sex were less likely to try to commit suicide, with only 4.5 percent trying to kill themselves, compared to 13.2 percent of women whose partners used condoms.

The research is being published today in the medical journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

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Listen girls.
This is why you should swallow!

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And rub my man goo into your face.

(then go the fuck home and wash, whore)

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Fiend
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This will change how I approach a woman for sex forever.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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But men who HAVE protected sex are wanting to KILL THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME!

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Not if the sex was good!

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My sheep has moods, 'ya know???

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Shear pleasure is the best!

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just shut up and do me.

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Protected or unprotected?

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this is why im the happiest whore in the world.

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Lu
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they also discovered all the happy bitches were pregnant by the end of their study, but this only supported the researchers' theory that lotsa cum makes for happy-go-lucky fetuses.... Dr. Jenny Tallwarts of NYU claims, "depression begins in the womb. the more love butter exposed to the mother to be, the less likely the infant will be of committing crimes of violence."

Statistics, the science of bullshit.

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i wondered if they factored in the possibility of women who have unprotected sex being happier because they're in stable, lasting relationships?

people who have sex with a condom do so because they don't trust their partner yet.

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and PMG, your Jesus sig makes me randy.

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what happens to all the womenz who use vaginal film?? they are being exposed to the godly goo, but then the godly goo is attacked without warning.... do dead sperm still allow all the happy hormones to make the womenz feel relaxed and less depressed??

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Sperm is the elixer of life.
They should bottle it.

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quote:
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Sperm is the elixer of life.
They should bottle it.


I thought that's what Milk of Magnesia was!

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I've never met Magnesia so I wouldn't know.

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quote:
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what happens to all the womenz who use vaginal film??


is this what you would call the myth called a female orgasm? or the heresay that you need lube?

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Morgana, that was exactly what I thought when I read that. Unfortunately, studies like this rarely show causality.

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Men created that study...
it's soooo obvious.
Little nerdy guys that use lotion and inflate-a-date.

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Morgana, I was wondering the same thing. Having unprotected sex says something either about a girl's personality and attitude or the kind of relationship she is in. Now if they had taken five girls and had them do this study but with with their husbands and simply log how they were feeling it might have been a bit more accurate... *shrug*

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vaginal film= spermicide in a 1" x 1" square

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The simple fact is that semen is good for you.

Wimmin should get as much of it as possible; a full slut is a happy slut.

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quote:
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what happens to all the womenz who use vaginal film?? they are being exposed to the godly goo, but then the godly goo is attacked without warning.... do dead sperm still allow all the happy hormones to make the womenz feel relaxed and less depressed??


But using the film would be considered a form of protection, right? So they probably excluded it.

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