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melon
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A Broken Pelvis

a short story
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i broke my pelvis
what rotten luck
i know some people 80 years old
who will survive longer than me.
im a short stayer

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JoeyCat
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Some people will do ANYTHING to get out of the army!

J/K dear, feel better soon

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Princess_Heather
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You've gotta stop having sex with the Giantopithecus there melon...

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

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I thought we told you to be careful.
YOU NEVER LISTEN!

But at least you doged a bullet there. Maybe more than a few to be exact.


Refusnik.
There is no honor in oppression.
And less harm in avoiding it's doing.
Refusnik.
Because guns solve exponentialy less problems the more they are used.
Refusnik.
Because life is short, and hate doesn't die with you.

Take care. And don't slip on the horse shit next time.

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melon
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i actually havent broken any pelvises.
it wouldnt get me out of the army anyway, like i always say "nothing ever hurts me, im not a little girl"

but i survived Jenin, (power and respect)

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i actually havent broken any pelvises.
it wouldnt get me out of the army anyway, like i always say "nothing ever hurts me, im not a little girl"

but i survived Jenin, (power and respect)



Good to see you babe

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BnB
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Glad to hear you're still around.
I've been watching for the fishleader helmet on CNN.

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WastedPotential
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broken pelvises, those things take some time to knit. but i've seen people recover quickly, quick enough to track antelope when the time came. after all, no ungulate stands still for some guy's healing processes to be complete. so like they say, suck it up and walk it off, stop calling your mommy all the time.

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