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endless mike
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hey Kobe

Basketball is more than just the fourth quarter. Try playing hard during the first three sometime.

Also, when you're the guy shooting your team back into the game and you have 5 fouls, don't even try to take a charge at midcourt. And when you get called for the obvious blocking foul, shut the hell up and act like a man.






oh wait. He probably doesn't post on this message board. Anybody got his home phone number? I wanna leave him a vitriolic message.

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skalie
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Basketball, now there's a sport, none of this limey bounce the ball off your head stuff.

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wonderaz
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Ahhhh come on. He is pretty slick all in all.
The guy is one smooth mother fucker.
Kobe will be an important part of the Lakers walking with the championship again.

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skalie
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Wonderaz in a well documented display of old age consistancy refrains from the obligatory "pop thread into proper forum" in the interests of lulling newbies into an uneasy homeliness type feeling.

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Basketball isn't a sport, bitch. It is a religion and there is no religion forum.

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Dead_Inside
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skalie is just cranky because he figured out that this wife isnt buying those condoms for him.

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this wife?

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Dead_Inside
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I dont speak hollandaise.

Or type, even.

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endless mike
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there is no way I'm going to post in more than one forum. If one of my threads is deemed unsuitable and is moved, that's fine. As long as there is a suitable explanation. If and when the thread is moved, it will be dead in my eyes. I find it's better to just let go and move on.

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morgana
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quote:
Originally posted by endless mike
there is no way I'm going to post in more than one forum.


may i ask why? the lost forum is great for discussion, but you'd be surprised at some of the offerings in the other forums. perhaps you could check out asylum art sometime and take a look at the talent some of our members posess.

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skalie
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Ok, cancel that request to move this thread to sport.com/forum/

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endless mike
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana


perhaps you could check out asylum art sometime



no. I'm posting on my own terms lady. I'm playing the part of the rebel. I didn't sign up for this role, but god as my witness I'm going to do it.

You people can't hold me down. If I go down, I'm doing so in a blaze of glory. And not like that fukko Bon Jovi either! I'm gonna do it with nobility and grace. Style baby

This is my destiny


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Destiny foiled.

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JoeyCat
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Point for G!

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Fiend
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hey! a thread in here that isn't about football?!?!?

am i in the right forum?

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