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I feel like Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs. This is a conspiracy to undermine my role as resident rebel. How can I fight the power, when they've dubbed me a harmless land mammal capable of nothing more than an annoying scratch? What's in a name you may say? Everything. All you've really got in this world is your name. Nothing else is really yours. Tangible possession is temporary, and emotional possession is fickle. Your body will fail you, and your mind may wander, but your name is always with you.

My good name has been soiled. Until I am granted with a new, more appropriate title, I will be holding the women and children hostage and I'll kill the men one by one until all demands have been met.
The situation is now critical. Do the right thing before it's too late. Do it for the children. Do it, for the sake of God.





random thought: I hate it when people try to sing along with Dusty Springfield songs

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
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Oh please, no one tell him.

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You're smug. It's unappreciated.

I'm sure the little tag changes with post totals, or something else like it. I'm telling you it doesn't matter to me. I want some changes made around here. I am dark. I am mysterious. I am a raging fireball of rebellious fury. I should at least be referred to as "rabid, stray jungle cat"

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Registered: Feb 2001
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That is just adorable, pussycat.

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I feel like Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs. This is a conspiracy to undermine my role as resident rebel. ETC. SNIPPERY!

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I must tell him.
Go to options, you can change it there.

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you are a bad man, wonderaz.

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I guarantee you that he KNEW that!

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Yes, I am.

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wonderaz, you are a scholor and a gentlemen. When the revolution comes, you will be spared.

Slight, watch your back friend. my best Arnold Schwarzenegger accent: This truly is the end of days.

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You have to be bad to be good around here.

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Slight, watch your back friend. my best Arnold Schwarzenegger accent: This truly is the end of days.

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I can spin my head all the way around.

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Cool, GFY! when you grow up you could make porn, then youd be indistinguishable from Linda Blair.

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You should see me spit out pea soup, too, like it's vomit!

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I figured that much went without saying.

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You know what else, slight? I can also let out a blood-curdling scream that sends chills down and up your spine.

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considering that there are hundreds of posters here and each and every one of us has a different title, you'd think that you would have figured it out sooner, mr. mike.

*twiddles thumbs*

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Registered: Feb 2001
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Out of 1012 votes
64.03%
think Linda Blair is annoying!

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I have decided to stick with the moniker "adorable pussycat." Why would I do this after all the fuss? Because the ghost of Johnny cash came to me this evening. He descended from the heavens as angels sang and the sun shone through the clouds. He told me the story of a boy named Sue. This story taught me many things. I feel I am a more complete person as a result.

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i think your title ought to be "a boy named sue"

so, tell me mike, what parts of you are endless?

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my love for Diana Ross

I am really Lionel Richie

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I'm the resident rebel.

Amen.

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I'm the resident rebel.

Amen.

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Bull. See your title? Administrator. You're part of the establishment!

Down with the man!

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Bull. See your title? Administrator. You're part of the establishment!

Down with the man!

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